600 signs you play too much Diablo 2 LoD

[irdamage]

54. U carry a flashlight around for better light radius
55. U ask radnom old people if they can tell u wut an item is
56. U go into a store and ask them where they keep there armor
57. When u go into a skool and start repeating urself over and over saying-"For the latest dupes and hacks go to www.spamman.com! "

 

[Cert]

58. U stay away from the cemetary, just incase someone might cast corpse explosion
or
59. You go into the cemetary, hoping to find an awesome item by casting Find item on all the corpses

 

[irdamage]

60. U return ur new shoes with the complaint "These didnt give me lightning resistance!"

 

[aphextwin]

60.) you give your wife a bul kathos wedding ring
61.) you deal with gheed
62.) you actually went to lut gholein irl
63.) you gave tips on how to do a whirlwind to your kids
64.) you goto a guy and ask sumone for 50,000 gold to revive your merc
65.) you mf through your town

 

[irdamage]

66. U argue with someone else that 2 colour tvs, is a good deal for there car, and call them a newb when they refuse

 

[Cert]

67. you put chipped gems and a weapon inside of a cardbord box and shake it, hopeing it will come out to be cruel

 

[irdamage]

68. When someone beats u up, u tell them they bought there stuff on ebay

 

[Cert]

69. You run in place, saying wtf lag! blackwall! ahh!

 

[irdamage]

70. When ur boss calls and asks why u werent at work today and u tell him "i got a realm down"

 

[Cert]

71. You drill holes in your weapons and shove gems in them

 

[irdamage]

72. U ask a teacher if they can rush u through skool

 

[Radium]

73. You whine about someone not making a auto it bot for homework.
74. You put on various old sweatshirts, hoping one of them will be enigma.
75. You write vex, ist, ber on paper, and stick them in your beanie.

 

[Khull]

76. You wish your gf was either a zon, sorc, or assn.
77. Your afraid that Diablo is hiding under your bed.
78. You say "OMFG YOU POT USER!" when you loose a fight.
79. You throw a party just too play D2 on tcp/ip
80. You make a dreamcatcher modled after Tyreal and claim "it keeps the demons away at night"

 

[irdamage]

81. Thinking up 81 signs that ur addicted to diablo ^_^

 

[fumanchu]

82. when your mom tells you to clean your room you put it all in your stash

83. when your on a timed exam on the computer, and when times up and you have nothing answered and the teacher ask "why did you do poorly" Response: i was afk

84. you think you a necro going around cursing everyone

85. you fill bottles with pepsi blue for when you run outta mana

86. when ever its snowing hard you think your casting blizzard

87. you attempt to scam someone when trading items

88. you think you can shoot magic arrows like a zon

89. think your vice principle is diablo and principle is baal

90. you think you have telekinisis and can pickup/move/talk with your mind

91. you goto your mom for full healing when you low on health/mana (food n drinks lol)

:fwink :wavey

 

[phaseblade69]

92. if some is richer, smarter or just better than you at something you accuse them of using "hax"

 

[irdamage]

93. When you pay 200 bux for a bottle of koolaid

 

[crenon]

94. You steal your best friends item when he is transfering.

95. You would rather do Baal runs then go to a movie with your friends.

96. You dont study for exams, but rather study a Necromancer's Skill Tree.

97. You make golemns in your Clay & Sculpture class and proudly present them to the class.

98. You enter the Blizzard Contests to win a golden statue of Diablo.

99. You were shirt with Diablo on it to Thanksgiving Dinner.

*100* You have Diablo action figures ( yes, they exist and one of my friends has a Barbarian and Diablo)

101. On the top of your X-mas list is an Ethreal Botd.

 

[-Sh1Ft-]

102. Someone Drops some money and you friend gets it b4 u and u scream "PICKIT !!111!"

103. You start a fight and when you get tired you yell "Out of mana, NOt enough MANA"

104. You insist Their Are Bovine from hell that carrie around meat cleavers

 

[Ebay.God]

105. You go from town to town looking for a dead person named wirt the peg legged kid saying "i need to go cowing".

106. You post on forums about diablo X|

107. You accually talk about in the future getting a sword and ingraving ith on it. (sigh, i said this,lol)