600 signs you play too much Diablo 2 LoD

[ChrisH36]

554. You develop a sex tab and you get a porn magazine to increase all skills in this tree (a little mature no?)

 

[Scorpicore]

555. You think you already casted Iron Maiden on a bully so you think he will get hurt more than you!....(BIG Mistake)

556. You do serious research on what mana is and how you can uncover the UNIVERSAL QUESTION....WHAT IS THE BEST CHARACTER BUILD? (It has plagued newbs forever....I guess that is why you call them newbs... )

 

[ChrisH36]

557. You think you are out of mana, so you smoke drugz and take caffiene pills

 

[Scorpicore]

558. You try day and night asking people on BNET if they got +1/2 to Friends Skills charms

 

[ChrisH36]

559. You punch a guy named Gheed out in the streets so you can take his fortune (if you are not a ladder character or understand unique charms, you do not get this.)

 

[Scorpicore]

560. You try trade-hacking a shop keeper by saying accept quickly after you take your money from him....

 

[Ntrik_]

561. You also spam in this threda like crazy ^^
562. You think sorceress is white.... =/
563. You dont like the fact taht sorceress is black..
564. You'd wish your girlfirend had boobs like zon's ^^;

 

[Scorpicore]

565. You start hoping J-Lo is a sorc...so that she will have a lot to talk about with you when you two meet up on BNET( Hehehe...)

 

[ChrisH36]

566. You find a Zerg Zergling in the game and you go inform Battle.net that someone had merged your games together.

 

[WildfireFX]

567. You get bored of closed and move to open. You realize open sucks and go back to close. Repeat cycle.

 

[ChrisH36]

Originally posted by WildfireFX
567. You get bored of closed and move to open. You realize open sucks and go back to close. Repeat cycle.

I hate xfering in open mind you

568. You actually play a TCP/IP baed game via LAN PARTY

569. You stand still and wonder why bullies have 5% chance of hitting you when you are wearing football uniform.

 

[TheLoneCurse]

570. You memorize all the runewords.

571. When ever you see a fat man you think of Duriel and get a traquielizer gun.

572.You'd value your own life then your Diablo disk.

573. Your girl friend wants to give you a blowjob when your playing Diablo and you say "ARE YOU NUTS? DIABLO CAME. GET LOST!"

574. When your sitting in school and day dreaming about Diablo and your teacher calls on you to answer Question 2 you say: "DIE DIABLO HAHAHA."

575. Thinking your girl friend is an asn.

25 to go.

 

[WildfireFX]

576- you stay up till 4am playing the game like i just did. -yawn-

 

[M3_feelin_0wn3d]

577: ur new nick becomes UB@H-D1@|370

 

[Ntrik_]

578. You'd wish Andy was real alive person...
579. whenever you see volcanoe eruption, u say "aww another druid's armaggddon... its not that strong with max fire resist + dwarf ring."
580. You shave your head jus like barb cuz you think u can get that much stronger..

20 more to go! COME ON PPL!

 

[ChrisH36]

581. You blow up the mall because they refused to trade an engima chaos armor for your tal rasha's set

582. You kill your parents because they could be corrupted

583, You take a blue diamond and turn it into a necklace thinking you have a Annhilius charm

 

[WildfireFX]

584: a homless guy asks for change and you say "OMFG N00B STFU NO FREES"

 

[fumanchu]

585 you dress up as Diablo for Halloween

 

[WildfireFX]

586: you give up "family time" for d2.

 

[a cup of stfu]

587: whenever you have free time, you think aobut what items your char would look good on

588: you take your time to make your acct clean, deleteing any chars that arent not 'with it'

589: you wonder about the underlying theme of diablo, and write an essay on it

590: you try to convince your compsci teacher to let u decompile d2 as a project


^^