6 formerly kickass creatues ruined by evolution

[Metal Gear Flash]

one of the funnier articles from cracked 6 Formerly Kickass Creatures Ruined by Evolution | Cracked.com

 

[Jesus Dies InTheEnd]

hahaha, awesome.

 

[DigitalElite]

Wow, after reading that, I am sort of happy the ice age happened. Those would not be fun to fend off.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

Wow, after reading that, I am sort of happy the ice age happened. Those would not be fun to fend off.

for serious.....and lol at the black reporter

 

[Malcom Sex]

cracked is a pretty good site

 

[ChrisH36]

That was awesome, as it was interesting.

 

[Vadriel]

I was checking out some of the other stuff on that site...the Top 6 Cutest Animals That Can Still Destroy You is awesome.

 

[Amantis]

Man, that sloth sure takes its time when crossing that road!

- Amantis

 

[Emperor Pan I]

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Nature is hardcore

 

[Vadriel]

Bullet Ants ftw.

 

[ChrisH36]

Those are some really badass Japanese Hornets.

 

[Vadriel]

Bullet ants shriek before they kill you. Gtfo.

 

[Sogeking]

lol @ sloth. its like a retarded tortise

 

[DigitalElite]

I enjoyed the first one, but the bug one was a lot for me. I don't like insects much in the first place, but...nightmares.

 

[Vadriel]

You gotta love those botflies.

I'm gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge...

 

[ChrisH36]

Bullet ants shriek before they kill you. Gtfo.

And the trial that tribe had to do is just as bad. Shrieking and stinging for 10 minutes, up to 20 times.

 

[Vadriel]

People who live close to nature are as hardcore as nature itself is.

 

[Renzokuken]

That's some hardcore ****.

 

[ChrisH36]

People who live close to nature are as hardcore as nature itself is.

More like nearly get killed in excruiating pain by nature.

 

[Vadriel]

So far as I know, pain in itself won't kill you. The toxin in the stings pretty much rapes their hands and forearms, but I doubt it's going to kill a tribe of people badass enough to use tree bark as toilet paper.