101 hints that you play too much Warcraft III

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84. you try to devour your friends.
85.you try to spin a web and toss it on your friends.
86. you throw nets on your friends, and look for wolves to ride on.
87. you jump off a cliff for fun, thinking hen you hit the bottom you will ressurect.
88. You put your hands on the ground and try to make an earth quake.
89. you run around naked, kicking people, and stealing stuff because you think you have the wind walk ability.
90. you make it to 90 tips.
 

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91. You walk like the Blade Master
92. You start a 101 hints that you play too much Warcraft III
93. You have denounced the blible and proclaimed the WC3 Insturction book your way of life.
 

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94. You are one thing from texas that doesn't have horns.
95. You try to turn yourself invisible and walk into the girls locker room.
96. You use inner fire on yourself and explode.
97. You shadowmeld at night and trip people as they walk by.
98. Although your race as guns, 90% of them use swords, hammers etc.
99. You start going to church, believing the gods will punish you.
100. You throw out your old copy of starcraft.

I'm saving the last one for everyone! Let's see who can make the best # 101 and declare it as the official last reason that shows you play too much wc3!
 

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101. U sell all ur personnal belongings, learn korean and move to korea to persue a proffecional WC3 playing career without any sponsors. As this fails, u retire and start a WC3 religion, characterising urself as god and all the other WC3 players of the world peons. When u are dyeing u are confident that u will be revived by an amulet u found a week earlyer killing bears in the woods.
 

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Originally posted by AKA-47
Of course it isn't, why should it be? People sell Diablo 2 items on e-bay too.
I'm pretty sure it is. I don't think blizzard makes a big deal out of it, but they don't support it. I'm sure when you sign up it says somewhere in the terms of service that you can't give your account password out or allow others access to it. As far as selling items and accounts, that's gotta be against their rules, otherwise they are stupid.
 

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Originally posted by SkuZZy
Someone did? Man, that guy is nuts. He is going to have to keep playing the name to keep it's level also. Watch him get tillerman's name deleted the day after he bought it for using map hacks :D That would suck for him so badly. I can't beleive someone would buy an account though. And I can't beleive Blizzard allows it. Isn't it against the rules to sell bnet accts?
They don't allow it. Its illegal. But who can stop people? e-bays buissy enough already

Originally posted by AKA-47
101. U sell all ur personnal belongings, learn korean and move to korea to persue a proffecional WC3 playing career without any sponsors. As this fails, u retire and start a WC3 religion, characterising urself as god and all the other WC3 players of the world peons. When u are dyeing u are confident that u will be revived by an amulet u found a week earlyer killing bears in the woods.[/B]
I think we have a winner.....

Anyway, we made a pretty funny little collection, I donno, maybe I'll put it on my site. NE way, good job every one, and if you think of something else, feal free to post it!
 

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101. You create an altar in your backyard and hope a some kind of person will come out one day and teleport you to anywhere you like, or kill you, summon demons, wield a mighty hammer, (insert uselesser hero things here)
 

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Originally posted by SkuZZy
I'm pretty sure it is. I don't think blizzard makes a big deal out of it, but they don't support it. I'm sure when you sign up it says somewhere in the terms of service that you can't give your account password out or allow others access to it. As far as selling items and accounts, that's gotta be against their rules, otherwise they are stupid.
Why? Tillerman paid for his CD with his own money, it is his right as an owner to sell his CD-key. Any any items found on Diablo 2 can be traded for other items, gold, sojs, so why not cash? E-bay is a giant international corboration, they dont sell anything that is against the law. If u dont deliver the item or if it disappears (dupes disappear if u enter the same game as the original, and they may also be deleted by blizzard) u may have the police knocking on ur door. Blizzard makes no profit of any items or b.net accounts at all, so why would they care if someone sold their nick and CD-key? As an owner of an item u are allowed to sell it. What if u were selling ur car and suddenly a spokesman from BMW came and told u it was his property? :)
 
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84. You listen to WC3 background music at school
85. You capture owls and put them in your trees to know when your being attacked
86. You re-enact scenes from replayes
87. When you are in trouble you try to shadow meld and hide from the teacher
88. You upgrade your house to a Halls of the Dead so it can retaliate incase of invasion
89. You haunt your dogs kennel to mine for gold
90. You and your friends go creeping at school
 

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Re: 18 to go!

Originally posted by Smeagol6360
84. You listen to WC3 background music at school
85. You capture owls and put them in your trees to know when your being attacked
86. You re-enact scenes from replayes
87. When you are in trouble you try to shadow meld and hide from the teacher
88. You upgrade your house to a Halls of the Dead so it can retaliate incase of invasion
89. You haunt your dogs kennel to mine for gold
90. You and your friends go creeping at school
we already got to 101. but nice suggestions.
 

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