100 Reasons why Ryan shouldn't join the military

[coRtALoS]

Number 11: Insane people aren't allowed in the military. After I'm done with his sister, Ryan's going to need to be constantly heavily sedated.

And <3 you too Ryan.

 

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number 12: team killing isn't a joke

 

[Glowy]

13. Irish tend to dance gay

 

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14: irish are ugly

 

[RyanXWing]

14: irish are ugly

Thats just way too far.

 

[Zmoney]

14: You will miss out on SC2 fun!

 

[RyanXWing]

14: You will miss out on SC2 fun!

****! Forgot about that!

 

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16: you will miss out on living

 

[CelestialBadger]

17: We'll miss you!!

 

[RyanXWing]

Aww CB I always liked you. With your witty sarcasticness.

 

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18: you can't **** on command...constipation doesnt fly in the military

 

[CelestialBadger]

Wow, **** is censored? lame

Aww CB I always liked you. With your witty sarcasticness.

I like you too! With your... with your uhm... hmmm... yeah. I like you too!

 

[Glowy]

15. Its not gold you find at the end of the rainbow.......ITS NOT GOLD!!!!

 

[Amantis]

18: Ryan is so x-rated that he'll get kicked out in an instant!

Oh goodie. I don't feel funny.

- Amantis

 

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19: he watches 4chan!!!

 

[coRtALoS]

Number 20:

"I heard there's no respawn in RL"
~ FPS Doug

 

[Zmoney]

# 22. you gotta go to Arabia and they all smell

 

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#23: spam is your breakfast lunch and dinner