Yes, you do look this stupid.

[raDixGhost]

http://www.geocities.com/howtodressemo/#DRESS

something to read about

 

[Darkmatter]

*reading* This is cool.

 

[Bag]

Yes now I can dress emo the cool way!

 

[Speedy]

-People misinterperet-

BEST PART ROFL:
[Emo tips] Now that you are emo, I have a few more tips for you:
Talk constantly to your non-emo friends about being emo. Each time they ask you what it is, say something different. Make it sound all mysterious and secretive.

Try and share your emo music with as many people as you can. Get really angry when they don't like it. Get really mad when they do like it and try to share it with other people.

Like meat? Well stop. Being a vegitarian or a vegan is one of the most important requirements of being emo. Find out more here.
When eating M&M's, only eat the red ones.

Start a livejournal, deadjournal or a diaryland diary. Write in it about all the shows you have gone to and how they have changed your life. Lie if necessary. Be sure and put the song you were listening to at the end of each entry and occasionally post some poems.

Remember: the fad of anti-fad.*
Buy a digital camera and take lots of pictures of yourself. Turn your head as you take them so only your ear or eye or part of your hair shows. Then open them up in photo shop and blur them even more. It makes them look artistic. Taking photos of random objects in black and white also looks artistic. Once you've done that, you can consider yourself an art student.
Expect hardcore and straight edge kids to make fun of you. Tell them "your scene is dead!" and run away like the little wuss you are.

Join a band or make a new one. You'll suck, but at least you can tell people about it and it might help you get that cute emo girl's e-mail address. Go here for the emo band name rule book. Or if you're really lazy you can use the The Emo Band Name Generator. Another one is here.

Find out exactly how emo you are. Or find out your emo mood.

*: What the ****? How is that... what the ****? lmao

 

[raDixGhost]

What?

you took that article a little to seriously.

 

[Overtone]

.....I cannot believe some idiot took the time to write that crap down. I just dont understand how writing a depressing song about how you dropped your ice cream and cried, ****ing over music as we know it, and then killing yourself like a little bitch is considered "cool". I can't stand emo, and I really can't stand sites like this that gives you guidelines on how to be something....blehg.

 

[Speedy]

Originally posted by raDixGhost
What?

you took that article a little to seriously.

Yes and no. I laughed so hard when I read the article. But the way people actually DO think emo is cool, pisses me off.

 

[raDixGhost]

Originally posted by speedy_claxton
Yes and no. I laughed so hard when I read the article. But the way people actually DO think emo is cool, pisses me off.

ohh okay, yea i know what you mean.

thats why this is here.

 

[raDixGhost]

Originally posted by Overtone
.....I cannot believe some idiot took the time to write that crap down. I just dont understand how writing a depressing song about how you dropped your ice cream and cried, ****ing over music as we know it, and then killing yourself like a little bitch is considered "cool". I can't stand emo, and I really can't stand sites like this that gives you guidelines on how to be something....blehg.

yet again, this was supposed to be humorous, and ment to cause laughter at the "emo culture."

 

[Overtone]

I feel the same way as speedy, but I already know some air headed emo kid is going to read this and follow these guidlines.

 

[DB]

I only eat green M&M's and I tell my friends about how cool Emo is, and then I do change the subject. I R TEH EMO GOD!11!!1eight!!!111seventy-three!!!1!!!

 

[DarkRider]

I find that pretty funny. haha

 

[Zaku]

I hate emo fags.

 

[captaindry]

The kids it did describe sound exactly like those annoying kids I see at shows. I think they should all die horrible, bloody deaths.

 

[Thistle]

Its a joke you retards mocking emo kids

 

[captaindry]

I knew it was a joke, I'm just saying how much I hate the kids the article was mocking.

 

[Kao]

Now where's the link to "How to dress like an Import Car Guy" website?

 

[Rock_on]

YES! now i can be EMO! ive always wanted to be cool!!!

 

[magic_mushrooms]

rofl and how did u find this ;P

 

[Dragnskull]

...god i hate emo...

im not even sure what emo is, but i hate them

i read it to try and learn more about what i hate...still have no clue, although i know im less then 15% emo....thats good to know

...stupid emo kids...i want them all dead...although some of the emo chicks are ****in hot.