Wtf is all dis shit being said about KIngdom of hearts??

[Ghetto_Rap_Masta]

ok, wtf is this shit?? All i see is reviewers saying good stuff about the GAYEST game ever made, the Kingdom of hearts, or should i say the more suiting name, the kingdom of ******S!!

Ok i rented the game for two days, got pissed and left it on the floor till we brought it back. This game is said to contain fighting, and it does, but the fighting is so censored and ridiculous it brings tears to my eyes on the level of pethaticness. First of all, your main character talks and sounds like a girl whi has a foot long dildo up her ass, and second, he uses his weapons like a girl, i mean u can actualy see he has trouble lifting up a damn sword. The monsters look gay and all except 3 ****ing characters in this whole god damn game are gay!! its sad

This game acts alot like a Mark of Kri/devil may cry wannabe, shame on them. The characters are such ******s, i mean really, what kinda fighting game has a ****ing Goofy Mental handicap, or an uptight bisexual Donald freaking DUck??? and the worse part is all the meanwhile when u walk they talk and say stupid shit u dont even wanna hear, which after 5 minutes makes u wanna crack thier bloody skulls inward with an aluminum bat.

The biggest mistake they did though, is that they dragged FF characters into this sad piece of a shit for a game, then they said this game has FF characters, so it must kickass, i mean cmon peoples!!! its like giving Richard Simons a butter knife and saying hes the macho man of the century. Finnaly, the thing that really ANGERS me is the fact that almost all the reviewers on over 10 seperate gaming sites gave this game good ratings...HAS DA WHOLE WORLD GONE ****ING GAY OR WHAT!!??!!??

 

[Feanor]

i think u have issues and need them addresed

 

[Ghetto_Rap_Masta]

no i dont, i just really hate this game, and i also really hate Disney

 

[shrimpshark]

dis worked long and hard on this so shut ur trap

 

[Ghetto_Rap_Masta]

muahahahahahahahahahahaha, they worked long and hard only to give...give...this.......thing that i cant even begin to call a game.

Face it, this world isnt the fiftees/forties any more where popluar t.v shows involve cute and cudly lil creatures, today in this day and ag, violence is whats most popular on t.v.

Just an example. Sit a 10 year old kid down in front of two tvs, one playing bambee, the other playing StarShip Troopers, and nine outa ten times the kids attention will be more drawn to the more violent selection.

 

[valdamort]

if u can play it on a ps2 or game cube xbox(sucks) it is a video game and i have seen it not a bad game if u ask me

 

[SmashBros.Pro]

Disney has made plenty of good movies, Toy Story, Monsters Inc. and some other movies that I thought would be kiddie, but they turned out to be pretty funny. I think they made Shrek too, but I'm not sure.

 

[Ghetto_Rap_Masta]

nooo, dream makers (company whos intro is a guy fishing on a crescent moon) in conjuction with alliance alantis made shrek.

Dont ask me y, but i really just hate DIsney.

 

[Kamikaze]

Originally posted by Ghetto_Rap_Masta
nooo, dream makers (company whos intro is a guy fishing on a crescent moon) in conjuction with alliance alantis made shrek.

Dont ask me y, but i really just hate DIsney.

you're not the only one.
all disney puts out is watered down anime for 3 year olds

 

[Ghetto_Rap_Masta]

finnaly, someone who has an actual good taste for entertainment comes along

 

[Sage]

Originally posted by Ghetto_Rap_Masta
ok, wtf is this shit?? All i see is reviewers saying good stuff about the GAYEST game ever made, the Kingdom of hearts, or should i say the more suiting name, the kingdom of ******S!!

Ok i rented the game for two days, got pissed and left it on the floor till we brought it back. This game is said to contain fighting, and it does, but the fighting is so censored and ridiculous it brings tears to my eyes on the level of pethaticness. First of all, your main character talks and sounds like a girl whi has a foot long dildo up her ass, and second, he uses his weapons like a girl, i mean u can actualy see he has trouble lifting up a damn sword. The monsters look gay and all except 3 ****ing characters in this whole god damn game are gay!! its sad

This game acts alot like a Mark of Kri/devil may cry wannabe, shame on them. The characters are such ******s, i mean really, what kinda fighting game has a ****ing Goofy Mental handicap, or an uptight bisexual Donald freaking DUck??? and the worse part is all the meanwhile when u walk they talk and say stupid shit u dont even wanna hear, which after 5 minutes makes u wanna crack thier bloody skulls inward with an aluminum bat.

The biggest mistake they did though, is that they dragged FF characters into this sad piece of a shit for a game, then they said this game has FF characters, so it must kickass, i mean cmon peoples!!! its like giving Richard Simons a butter knife and saying hes the macho man of the century. Finnaly, the thing that really ANGERS me is the fact that almost all the reviewers on over 10 seperate gaming sites gave this game good ratings...HAS DA WHOLE WORLD GONE ****ING GAY OR WHAT!!??!!??

lol.. thats the funnist shit i've ever read on this site in ah while..thanks alot..
But your right, it does sound like watered down shit. Disney sould just stick with making those 'Family orientated Movies' and stay the f**l< away from the Vedio Gaming Industry, and my beloved FF characters.
geez man!! They even got that gay..Chi`chi`man 'Elton John' playing his piano music in like....all of their movies.
I wonder if those so called 'game reviewers' are being bribed. cause i could use some ez cash to myself.... Wait ah min., forget i said that.

 

[SmashBros.Pro]

Well I am impressed that Disney has made an all new battle engine, but I finally got a chance to play the game. And yes, it does suck. They tried too hard to make a FF game for everyone.

 

[SmashBros.Pro]

Originally posted by SmashBros.Pro
Disney has made plenty of good movies, Toy Story, Monsters Inc. and some other movies that I thought would be kiddie, but they turned out to be pretty funny. I think they made Shrek too, but I'm not sure.

And I have a correction about this, I think it was made by Pixar.

 

[Sage]

Originally posted by Ghetto_Rap_Masta
nooo, dream makers (company whos intro is a guy fishing on a crescent moon) in conjuction with alliance alantis made shrek.

 

[x42bn6]

Quirky, stupid, silly, funny (sorta) and crazy, something Square isn't used to. DO WATCHA USED TO!

 

[valdamort]

ya i played it for a couple minites in a store once tought it was ok then my friend got it man it sucks

 

[Final Warrior]

Originally posted by Ghetto_Rap_Masta
ok, wtf is this shit?? All i see is reviewers saying good stuff about the GAYEST game ever made, the Kingdom of hearts, or should i say the more suiting name, the kingdom of ******S!!

Ok i rented the game for two days, got pissed and left it on the floor till we brought it back. This game is said to contain fighting, and it does, but the fighting is so censored and ridiculous it brings tears to my eyes on the level of pethaticness. First of all, your main character talks and sounds like a girl whi has a foot long dildo up her ass, and second, he uses his weapons like a girl, i mean u can actualy see he has trouble lifting up a damn sword. The monsters look gay and all except 3 ****ing characters in this whole god damn game are gay!! its sad

This game acts alot like a Mark of Kri/devil may cry wannabe, shame on them. The characters are such ******s, i mean really, what kinda fighting game has a ****ing Goofy Mental handicap, or an uptight bisexual Donald freaking DUck??? and the worse part is all the meanwhile when u walk they talk and say stupid shit u dont even wanna hear, which after 5 minutes makes u wanna crack thier bloody skulls inward with an aluminum bat.

The biggest mistake they did though, is that they dragged FF characters into this sad piece of a shit for a game, then they said this game has FF characters, so it must kickass, i mean cmon peoples!!! its like giving Richard Simons a butter knife and saying hes the macho man of the century. Finnaly, the thing that really ANGERS me is the fact that almost all the reviewers on over 10 seperate gaming sites gave this game good ratings...HAS DA WHOLE WORLD GONE ****ING GAY OR WHAT!!??!!??

first of all, the name of the game is Kingdom Hearts, not KIngdom of hearts. second of all, ur right on 1 thing. disney=gay. disney+square+square chars= holy ****in shit who the **** would wanna try 1 min of this damn game? A= me. and third of all, i actually like the game. the bs (battle system for those who are too dumb to know it) is really cool, but could've used blood. the square chars (read: SQUARE CHARACTERS )are cool. the dis chars a homosexual gay fags using ecstasy or whatever i dunno. changing squall to leon and taking out rinoa (ahh... rinoa, my love... Hey! no flames, bastards!)=not cool. levels=cool. anything squaresoft=cool. anything dis=not cool. HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR? good.now u know. i have beaten the game (well nearly, i got ac3 and totally forgot about KH til now. plus i want the special ending requires collecting all 99 goddamn dalmatian puppys). GOT IT?