WORST. TOILET. EVER.

[coRtALoS]

I need to hunt down, and beat the everliving shit out of whoever designed this atrocity they call a "toilet" in the Middle East (Dubai + Kabul so far).

Notice the strategically-placed water hole. Completely OUT of alignment with your poophole.

This "poop shelf", as I like to call it, provides your poop with an apt amount of space for it to claw and scrape on it's way down to the water hole. Depending on how healthy your diet is over here (LOOLLOLOOLOLOLOLLOOLOLLOLOOLLOL) it can sometimes look like someone summarily executed your poop with a Desert Eagle, and flushed it down. God what a mess.

(And our poor fucking house cleaners have to clean these things daily as a result. Poor bastards.)

... and don't even get me started on the toilet paper.

 

[Amantis]

That's just gross. And I thought I had it bad when I use the public ones here and the people don't seem to know how to use actual toilets.

- Amantis

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

im lmfao picturing you sitting backwards on it to align holes.

 

[Tyrael]

im lmfao picturing you sitting backwards on it to align holes.

LOL.

 

[Static]

i got a nice laugh at the Jpg's name..

 

[Renzokuken]

Sean you have a sick fetish with toilets.

 

[Uncle_Vanya]

There is always bushes.

 

[CerebralChain]

Lolz, pink toilet paper too. I'm guessing the toilet is designed that way so you can thoroughly examine your poop's color, smell, and in extreme cases, taste.

 

[Gimmi]

i saw a toilet like that in europe, decided to wait on shitting

 

[Glowy]

who gives a fuck long as you dont haft to clean it

 

[Amantis]

Only when you're doing a lot of poop and you're afraid the stack might be too high.

- Amantis

 

[coRtALoS]

i got a nice laugh at the Jpg's name..

How did I know someone here would find out about that name?

There is always bushes.

In Afghanistan? No, unfortunately not.

Only when you're doing a lot of poop and you're afraid the stack might be too high.

- Amantis

QFT. I've had some megashits that made me pre-flush to keep peace of mind.