Worst pick up lines u ever heard

[lilbabygurl]

here are a few ....... 1. are u irish cause my penis is dublin..... 2. did u fart?? cause u blew be away.....3. do u wash ur pants in windex cause i can sure see myself in them..... i have more but i 4 got submit urs plz!!!

 

[flashflores2]

1). Hey! your hot, lets have sex.
2). The word of the day is legs, so lets go back to your place and spread the word.
I had 2 more but forgot them when I was typing the first two =(

 

[lilbabygurl]

omg hehe i lvoe those ones specially the leg one hehe!! When u think of the other two post em hehe

always,
Jessica

 

[Placebo]

Are you from UPS because I swear I saw you checking out my package.

 

[rastafarian213]

Lets do some math: me plus you, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply

 

[Emperor Pan I]

Heres some:

Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand

That's a really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you are wearing.

I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? Are you disappointed?

What's a nice body like you doing with a face like this?

So, you want to get pregnant?

It's tool time!

 

[H3LL-FyR3]

I wish you were a door so i could slam you all day
Im like an m&m ill melt in your mouth
Can i have your cherry?
I got $20

 

[Kamikaze]

you see my friend over there, he wants to know if you like me

nice legs, what time do they open?

this is not really a pick up line but i think its funny

go up to a girl and say " do you want to dance?"
if she says yes... cool
if she says no, say"you must have misunderstood me, i said you look fat in those pants"

 

[coleabo]

geez us men arnt that shallo... so you wanna do it?

 

[Elmiguel]

ok this one you say to someone outside''Is that a parking ticket on you or do you have fine written all over''

 

[darkjedi]

I'm as tasty as a popsicle now suck me.

 

[Dillinger_4]

Ill finish on time. No matter how long it takes.

 

[Elmiguel]

Damn Milk does the body good but how much did u drink!!!!

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[RiX]

Hi my name is RiX i have a really small DiX =) Lets do it and take some PiX

Ouch my butt is itchy you wanna scratch it for me? I have short arms

OMG lets do it im bored.

man i was like whoa...then my friend was like whoa...and i smelled you and i was like whoa...and now i wanna hear you moan whoa

Im gay so i wanna see if i was still gay after you

 

[shrimpshark]

have we meet before becouse i feel somtin

 

[flashflores2]

Now were getting into the really gay pick-ups.

 

[bakfed]

lol....all u experts here...hahhaha

 

[shrimpshark]

u lookin fine for someone 41 she says im 24 slap

 

[shrimpshark]

im old and ur spice so sniff me baby

 

[shrimpshark]

have u ever seen the moon on a moonless walk... well ur about to