Why isnt there a liquor store on chestnut street?

[CelestialBadger]

this is bull****. i'm out of vodka and i'm too drunk to drive to southtown.

 

[Laharl]

Because I robbed it.

 

[Johnny]

Because I robbed it.

You robbed the liquor store of its existence?

 

[EEX_ca_aok]

Sounds like your town needs dial-a-bottle.

 

[Wing Zero]

this is bull****. i'm out of vodka and i'm too drunk to drive to southtown.

are you in my city

 

[Carbon]

Sounds like your town needs dial-a-bottle.

What he said. The Dial-A-Beer people don't even check for ID here.

 

[CelestialBadger]

are you in my city

i wish, philly probably has a liquor store on chestnut street.

man, im sober now, what the ****.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

if you really want to be drunk, you'll find a way

 

[Wing Zero]

i wish, philly probably has a liquor store on chestnut street.

man, im sober now, what the ****.

head up to upark :O

 

[Speaker]

this is bull****. i'm out of vodka and i'm too drunk to drive to southtown.

youre never to drunk to drive

 

[QuikSilver]

since you are sober now, drive down to southtown and get a lifetime supply of alcohol...

 

[Glowy]

dial a drink wtf is that?

 

[EEX_ca_aok]

You call a dial-a-bottle company with your order and they deliver it to your house. Here you can also get them to pick up more stuff along the way (chips, etc) for only $1 an extra stop.

 

[Wing Zero]

and thus curing glowpoles boredom

 

[Tw@]

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in your exit.

 

[PauseBreak]

i am so drink right now/.
i so want to **** emma watson

 

[Jimbo]

hahahah bret has tried everything to be funny but he failed... now he's going with the acting drunk approach..


****ing gold

 

[QuikSilver]

i am so drink right now/.
i so want to **** emma watson

browski, she's old enough to be your daughter...

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

lmfao when im "drink" i like to **** girls my age