Why Christian Extremists shouldn't play video games

[ChrisH36]

Zounds YRM: Christian Gaming Zone

Discuss.

 

[Static]

No way thats real.

Something like that is born from a creative out-of-the-box thinker

 

[ChrisH36]

Apparently, it is.

 

[EEX_ca_aok]

My favourite is the Tetris mind-controlling communist propaganda machine.

 

[ChrisH36]

Yeah, that one was the most hilarious.

The 2nd poll is also funny:

Do you use "cheat codes"?

No, they are not Christian
No, I like to solve a game on my own
Only if I can't get past a level
Yes, but God knows I am a sinner and will forgive me

 

[Darkmatter]

The Tetris one rocks. I like how they bring Soviet erta stuff in there...silly christians.

 

[Jenny]

^Were trolled

 

[Wing Zero]

and why shouldnt they be able play games?

also

^Were trolled

 

[RyanXWing]

Its sad because you can actually believe it.

 

[Darkmatter]

I did at first but I think it's fake...

 

[Wing Zero]

yea .org isnt as true as teachers say
another example
MAVAV | Mothers Against Videogame Addiction and Violence

 

[Uncle_Vanya]

Rather this is a reason why extremist Christians shouldn't have access to the internet, or any form of media, or young children.

Pastor Skeet's introduction paragraph reveals him as both hip and classy though.

Oh shit they've discovered our Soviet secret:

GodTube.com - obmin - Tetris

 

[ChrisH36]

and why shouldnt they be able play games?

It was an exaggeration over how stupid that site's reviewer and reviews are.

And Extremists obviously because this person to me, is an extremist. If you read the Doom part, he actually went to Pastor Skeet because he was afraid he would shoot someone after playing Doom.

ZERO CROSSES FOR ATHEIST CREATOR1!!!

 

[Darkmatter]

Rather this is a reason why extremist Christians shouldn't have access to the internet, or any form of media, or young children.

Pastor Skeet's introduction paragraph reveals him as both hip and classy though.

Oh shit they've discovered our Soviet secret:

GodTube.com - obmin - Tetris

Damn communism still won in the end.

 

[ChrisH36]

Communism beats us to everything, except in government style.

 

[Glowy]

Fable II (Microsoft, Xbox 360)
Fable II
11.11.2008: (Note: I have not played this game since it is rated "M" and isn't allowed on the Fellowship U campus, so I am basing this mini-review on Secular media reports.) Even though Proposition 8 passed in California, saving millions of traditional Christian marriages in that state from being nullified by so-called "gay marriage", militant homosexuals are still trying to press their agenda to destroy traditional marriage and families so they can live in sin supported by our tax dollars. Their newest tactic is to desensitize young people to so-called "gay marriage", and the "gay lifestyle" in general, by depicting it as normal in Secular entertainment, thereby raising up a generation that will not know right from wrong. (Pastor Skeet told me that homosexual operatives control the entertainment industry through the so-called "art departments" and the powerful Crafts Services Union, which uses techniques developed by Soviet scientist Ivan Pavlov to secretly condition Hollywood workers into reflexive negative responses to Christian morality, thereby reinforcing so-called "Hollywood values"). Now that the influence of video games has surpassed that of movies in the entertainment landscape, it is no surprise that militant homosexuals are using them to promote so-called "gay marriage". In the Secular role-playing game Fable II, your male character is actually encouraged to "marry" other men. In fact, the game does nothing to stop you from "marrying" multiple men! This subversive anti-family propaganda combined with other immoral behavior -- including perversions such as prostitution, group sex, and divorce, as well as the ability to measure your character's progress as he becomes evil and corrupt through the growth of devil horns! -- forces me to give the game ZERO CROSSES.




Damn you roach!! How could you live in sin supported by our tax dollars!! Fucking mooch

 

[ChrisH36]

He didn't even play Fable II when he reviewed it. Real smart....

Heh, apparently to him, it is also a gay lifestyle promoter.

 

[Darkmatter]

Dude if you can suck it, it's considered gay I guess.

@Communism: That's because you like Soviets from RA3.