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hunter_killer

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i just finished dl'ing the "elven bride" anime on kazaa, and i say, its weird. there's a reasonable amount of *wink, wink* in the anime. the story is, well, i can't explain, its just to awkward for a guy like me. i can explain this, though. to do it with an elf, well, you can't. to be in bed, and "can't have it fit" is, well weird. if you wanna talk about "elven bride" talk about it here. if you're not, it's simple. DON'T POST.
 

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yeah i seen that movie, its funny :)

I didnt realize before the movie that you needed alot of lubricant to do it with an Elf girl, because an Elf's pussy is so small comapred to a human's.

I still love Elves however, even if it does mean ill need lubricant next time :p
 

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elfs are live in a far away land called umm......................Dream World
 

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i'd say, the first one. because you need the first one to understand that elves. p*ssys are too small, and her husband searches for the ultimate lubricant, and the boob job. you need the second, because, well, i don't know. i guess the first one is worth the time dl'ing it.
 

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"I still love Elves however, even if it does mean ill need lubricant next time"

What do you mean next time?
 

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"maybe, he ****ed them before"

Please review what you just said.
 

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