White Trash Betty

[Jason]

So today I'm on the bus ride home, and I have my notebook with me. Now if you know me..my notebook is full of fun. I write random things in it and just hand them and/or show them to people.

Well I was on the bus today, and there is this stupid ghetto white trash whore that rides. She's a herpes ridden bitch..ahem..anyways..

So I'm writing random things on pieces of paper, I'm at the back of the bus mind you, and I'm sending them up. Each piece is read by at least half of the bus. Well once they get to her of course she bitches. "OMG STOP GIVING ME THESE DAMN PIECES OF PAPER." "I DON'T WANT NO GOD DAMN PAPERS NOW KNOCK IT THE **** OFF".

Ya..

So I decide to make a special one just for her.

It read: "If crack kills then you should of died at birth. If you don't get the joke I'll totally understand."

I give it to someone who then gives it to the guy behind her. He gives it to her and she gets pissed and beats him in the face with it..ahaha..

Anyways..she started yelling at us in the back of the bus to knock it off..blaming it on one of the two kids that sits in front of me.

So I'm like "Shut the **** up, I did it".

She's like "You need to stop writing shit, I don't even ****ing know you"

I was like "..but I love you"

Ahahaha..it was hilarious..

Some of the shit I wrote and sent up read:

"Want to make sex?"

"I want to make sex with you. I love the delectable taste of oral herpes. Oh, you touch my tra la la. Ooh my ding ding dong."

"OVARIAN CANCER...the other white meat."

..there were more, but it's late and I can't think..

 

[Arkillo]

GRAHAHAHAHAHHA.

(Oh, I'm lauging at the part that you're a senior and you're riding the bus)

Although tht rest of it is funny, specially the "If crack kills then you should of died at birth. If you don't get the joke I'll totally understand."

 

[RoaCh of DisCord]

Ahahaha...that made me giggle

 

[Demon Child]

Lmfao, you sound alot like me viz.

 

[TrongaMonga]

Well, with my experience, I thought you were talking about a normal bus, full of old women and whatnot. Passing those papers to those women wouldn't be that funny.

Then I realised you were talking about a bus full of little kids with their hormones at max and their wannabe funny.

 

[_Ace]

lol Tronga you sound so... mature? come on, it's funny... next time pass one to her saying "I met a Spanish kid on the internet who wants to give you head"

 

[Zmoney]

To bad yo, I did that shit in 8th grade.

Now I'm more of a laid back trouble maker, Off-topic the whloe senior on bus thing is horrible, I feel so bad for you.

 

[Thistle]

Why not use the bus? I know a lot of friends that do, and still have cars.

 

[Zeroth]

that is some funny shit! lol rofl lmao!!! If i were to try it though...it would be so easily traceable because...my handwriting sucks... do it again tommorow!!

 

[dP]

lol, poor girl.

 

[Jason]

Mike: God you're gay. Honestly, can you find something else to make fun of me for? All you're saying is that I'm too lazy to get my license.

Tronga: The youngest on the bus is 16. It's not like there is a bunch of 7th graders or w/e..

 

[cxoli]

That's kind of mean but still funny, lol.

 

[Jason]

That's kind of mean but still funny, lol.

That's the whole point.

 

[phreakerhaxxor]

I doubt she sounded that stupid unless you ride the short bus

 

[IceDevil9]

That's quite humorous, made me chuckle.

-Frank

 

[torrid mind]

who gives a damn if its mean?!
its funny.
be mean! you cant live being nice to everyone!

 

[IceDevil9]

As a wise man once said, 'It's not mean if they're fat or white trash.'

-Frank

 

[torrid mind]

here here!
to short........