What would you do without the internet?

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The reason I ask is, I was without my internet for 5 days, the first day was complete boredom. I had withdraws from my mouse and all sorts of side-effects, like randomly screaming ''OMFG WTF JOO HAXXOR!'' at random people at my school. The second day, I actually did some school work, which felt somewhat good seeing as it would have brought my grade down to a D otherwise, the third day, I got to see how things were going here, also hearing the news of my new DSL Modem coming on wensday. The next day, I schemed to stay home Wensday for a fun-filled day of internet play, but to no avail, the USP guy didn't come. I was Purely-Evil and very angry. He came today, not too long ago, whereas I literally stole the package and got my modem hooked up. And all the while, my emotional problems were getting worse at school. Seems the net, and everyone I care about and talk to on it, was the one thing holding me from going into utter desair about how much my life sucks at the moment.
 

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Kill myself.

Joking. I'de get a lot better at drumming, and I'de go back and beat all those oldass console RPG's I never finished
 

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Wow, withdrawls? You are so weak. Actually saying " HAXXOR " outside of a forum is like screaming I HAVE A SMALL PENIS.

On another note, I didn't have the internet for longer than you, and I didn't have any withdrawls. I actually hung out with friends, and listend to alot of music, and am almost finished with Rhapsody (reading). I also cleaned the house, considering a party will be happening ~somewhat~ soon. Woo, another one of Rami's parties. This time it'll be invite-only, and lots of hard-alcohol instead of just a keg. Drinking is better than cutting yourself.
 

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Actually, it wouldn't be that hard. I would feel sad without the internet and all it's glories, but I can live without. I would watch TV, play PS2, and possibly read. There is a whole world out there that you can explore. :)
 

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I can handle not having internet, it's the whole not having a computer that would bother me :( Without the internet, I would just install a shitload of games and play all day. Which is what I've been doing lately anyway...I just went "shopping" :D Got Sims2 (sucks horribly >< But addicting), Call of Duty (masterpiece...), Star Wars: Battlefront...like BF1942, only star wars :) Can't lose there :)
 

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Without internet? I would Jack Off every single moment... wait! how could I get porn without the net? *hugs modem* Tell me you're never gonna leave me!!
 

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Dude, I dare you to masturbate as many times as you possibly can in a row. Try to fill a shot glass in one day, I dare you.
 

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That would hurt.. so much. It would hurt for many days after that too, but you CAN still use your computer without the internet, just store porn offline. :)
 

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but is difficult to get it offline!
I ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE *starts jackin off* *runs to kitchen, jacking off* **finishes in a glass* ok, 12 more Jackies to go!
 

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Dude, you're empty right after you've done it once. Give it like.....30 seconds.
 

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Andrew said:
That would hurt.. so much. It would hurt for many days after that too, but you CAN still use your computer without the internet, just store porn offline. :)



Porn....yes, I really need to waste my time on porn. :rolleyes
 

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I was referring to the challenge about massing the masterbation.
 

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After that first shot, you kinda start firing blanks if any at all =/ Not to mention, by the time you got done the second time (tell me I'm not the only one with severe stamina after go #1), the first shot would have already dried up and started disintegrating ><
 

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i could not stand not having the internet cause i talk to so many people everynight and just feel like shit if i dont talk to some of them
 

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[glow=red]I would spend my nights sleeping or hanging out wiht my freinds.[/glow]
 

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