Darkmatter
Battle God
You all know those NPC's that tell you stupid information that you don't need to know. However, if you are like me, you can get bored in a game waiting for a buddy or just mooping about, you may talk to the NPC's and see what they have to say. Ones that I particularly talk to is Geglash. Although a bastard, he is usually drunk, and he can usually say something that is although repeitive, it is still funny to me. His best quote I think is:
''Hey! Don't touch my drink, or I'll bore a hole into your skull with my thumb.''
''Hey! Don't touch my drink, or I'll bore a hole into your skull with my thumb.''