Aight well last night i went out on the town celebrating my new found freedom and after a bottle of goldslauger 3x beers and a couple of hits i was doin good...well i never been to a strip club here in maryvilel before..only in fl....so after hitting a few clubs and bars me and my freind talked some girls into going to a strip club with us...well it was called last chance....and you know..i was drunk and hungry for eye candy so i strolled(stumbled) up pay my entry walked in and sat at a booth with my freinds and turned and looked at the sateg and jsut went totally shit ape! There on the stage had to be a 300 pd cow dancing in a towel or somthing that was strung up her ass.....i am still having bad flash backs....so i was like...wtf...all the hto girls was walking around and all these old fat wemon were no stage dancing.....well apprently wensday night or amatuer night or somthing....so i had to endure watching some of the msot nastiest vile...corrupted people shake there crinkly old butts for a dollar that these old fat guys were throwing out....well finally i was like **** this..and went and hired a lapdance from thie chick...which turned out to be in my english class in high school.......she didn't noticed me at first and i was like..." hey amanda you remeber me?? we sat together in english" and she was liek...hoyl shit...so i still made her give me a lap dance and she was like kneeing me in the nuts and everything being a total bitch about it.....but it was funny....
I mean come on...when do you ever get the chance to geta lap dance form someoen you knew in high school.....she charged me $50.00 :fwink
anyways i was toally dissapoiunted with our redneck strip bar....i heard the other one was even worse...
but I said me make it a state law that we demand amature nights to be banned!!!!
sorry bout my gramam or anything its morning and i am still kinda drunk fixen to go to work...jsut felt like bitching about somthing
I mean come on...when do you ever get the chance to geta lap dance form someoen you knew in high school.....she charged me $50.00 :fwink
anyways i was toally dissapoiunted with our redneck strip bar....i heard the other one was even worse...
but I said me make it a state law that we demand amature nights to be banned!!!!sorry bout my gramam or anything its morning and i am still kinda drunk fixen to go to work...jsut felt like bitching about somthing
