Ugh my hangover hurts..

[Theroy]

And I lost a mickey of alcohol some where.

 

[Gimmi]

Mickey's fine malt liqour?

 

[Barney Stinson]

Hangovers are for pussies that don't know how to properly drink.

 

[Theroy]

Alcohol goes in my mouth than down my throat...

 

[Emperor Pan I]

Alcohol goes in my mouth than down my throat...

haha thats so wrong. no wonder you suck at drinking!!

 

[Theroy]

I suck at drinking? I can clear off 2-6 of Absenth. OR a quater 2/6 of Everclear and I don't even think that stuff is legal in most states.

 

[Emperor Pan I]

I suck at drinking? I can clear off 2-6 of Absenth. OR a quater 2/6 of Everclear and I don't even think that stuff is legal in most states.

psh that stuff is Only 190% proof, pussy ****.

 

[Theroy]

Any higher and you risk blindness.

 

[Jenny]

Here comes the pissing contest.

 

[Theroy]

I already won thus there is no contest. And my car's getting repainted so I can't even get food.

 

[Emperor Pan I]

Any higher and you risk blindness.

yeah and without the risk you have a vagina. clearly.

 

[Theroy]

You can't even buy higher then that.. Meaning you have to be drinking moonshine.. I'm sorry I prefer something a little more classier then something made in a rusty bathtub inside of a barn you ****ing hicks. Which leads me to believe you're stealing "your them there "interweb"" from like your neighbors.

 

[Jenny]

I can drink a gallon of pure rubbing alcohol.

 

[Theroy]

Another suicide attempt?

 

[Emperor Pan I]

You can't even buy higher then that.. Meaning you have to be drinking moonshine.. I'm sorry I prefer something a little more classier then something made in a rusty bathtub inside of a barn you ****ing hicks. Which leads me to believe you're stealing "your them there "interweb"" from like your neighbors.

If you can make it at home, and it is awesomer that way, I don't see how that isn't classy.

 

[Theroy]

"f you can make it at home, and it is awesomer that way, I don't see how that isn't classy."

Just drink the water left from when your mom gets out of the bath if that doesn't knock you out then you have me beat!

But in all serious I can drink a pink kooler reading Hemingway and I'd still be less of a vagina when it comes to drinking than you.

 

[Theroy]

"If you can make it at home"

I doubt you know how to make alcohol eating rotten fruit that you thought fermented because it was left in your room for a month and getting sick does not count as getting ****ed up

 

[Gimmi]

my drunk feels good. sucks about ur hangover

 

[Gimmi]

everybody knows the only cure for a hangover is some weed. havent you seen knocked up?

 

[Theroy]

Haven't but I don't smoke pot.