This'll make you look forward to going to college..

[coRtALoS]

I found out today that most colleges in the United States put laxatives in their food. Consider how many people they have living on campus. Usually the food at college is cheaper so they get you to buy it, eat it, and take more fluidic shits.

Guess you gotta keep the plumbing costs down somehow...

 

[x42bn6]

Well, my school's food tastes like laxatives half the time, so I'm lucky. >_<

 

[Andrew]

Now that is why I don't buy school food.

 

[IDefy]

I won't live on campus and I won't eat food from the school. I'm just moving into an apartment with some peeps so no need for all that on campus BS.

 

[cxoli]

I plan on living off of ramen when I get to college...none of this school food crap for me

 

[Teddy]

I believe thats against the law. For the Consumption of too much laxatives is very harmful

 

[AxL]

Originally posted by coRtALoS
I found out today that most colleges in the United States put laxatives in their food. Consider how many people they have living on campus. Usually the food at college is cheaper so they get you to buy it, eat it, and take more fluidic shits.

Guess you gotta keep the plumbing costs down somehow...

Source?

 

[Forged]

heh I don't intend on living on campus and I don't eat school food atm I go to other places of buisness.

 

[amrtin77]

we laced cookies with laxatives.. and gave them to teachers and kids we dont like...

 

[Sakuhta]

Re: Re: This'll make you look forward to going to college..

Originally posted by AxL
Source?

Oh shutup jesus, for one he kind of goes to college :-/

What the hell is the point of that anyways.. doesn't it kind of cost them more money to buy laxatives? ><

 

[drax]

He means small doses of it in foods, just enough to make you take a crap, but not enough to cost a lot or harm you in any way.

Wow! Now I really can't wait for college! [/sarcasm]

 

[CelestialBadger]

I'm sure he was being entirely serious when he said that all food was laced with laxatives. :rolleyes

EDIT: And on an unrelated note, I am happy to see that you have brought back the animated rolleyes smiley. The old one was shit.

 

[°*°Gôkú°*°]

When I go to college, I hope that there will be a McDonalds nearby .

 

[coRtALoS]

Thankie... got sick of the static rolleyes, worked on that one night... knew you'd appreciate it's new uses if anyone.

As for source, apparently almost everyone I know knows this as well... I'm sorta like the last one to find out about this, so I guess that could be everyone.

My girlfriend said it's also done as people in college don't usually take good care of themselves... this helps keep them healthy?

Pffft... the profit motive is all this is about.

And yeah, say you're not going to eat college food, till you have a 3 hour break between classes, you haven't had breakfast, and there's not a whole lot to do to kill the time on campus... we'll see your beliefs go right out that hypothetical window.

 

[iknad]

I plan on living off of ramen when I get to college...none of this school food crap for me

enjoy scurvy =D

 

[Renzokuken]

What is ramen? Is it a breakfast cereal?

PS> I'm not American.

 

[Amantis]

That gives me a reason to start to learn how to cook so that I don't have to eat junk food or be dependent on campus meals.

Ramen = a kind of Japanese noodle

Unless if you're speaking Mercurian...

- Amantis

 

[TrongaMonga]

Good thing I'm not American

But I agree with yaojdsjf, my college food sucks...

 

[AxL]

Originally posted by Renzokuken
What is ramen? Is it a breakfast cereal?

PS> I'm not American.

Good stuff.

 

[TrongaMonga]

Bah, American Stuff. That ..thing.. sounds disgusting