There is a moose in my yard!

[torrid mind]

A hungry moose munchin down on the trees in my yard.

 

[Wing Zero]

Shoot It Quick

 

[Jimbo]

Tame it.

How badass would it be to have moose a pet? it'll **** some **** up if someone goes into your yard.

 

[Wing Zero]

Tame it.

How badass would it be to have moose a pet? it'll **** some **** up if someone goes into your yard.

**** that never came across my mind

 

[Arkillo]

holy **** thats awesome.

 

[Dragnskull]

holy ****ing **** thats the coolest ****ing **** ive ever ****ing seen in my ****ing life. How ****ing awesome is that ****? seriously, **** taming it, yeah it can **** a ***** up if someone steps in your ****, but ****, thats enough ****ing meat to feed your ***** ass for like ****ing forever!

 

[Jimbo]

You're probably one of the most non funny people on this site.

 

[Dragnskull]

not trying to be funny? just wanted to mess w/ the **** filter


on a side note: there are no moose (mooses?) in texas, so that thing looks weird imo

 

[Arkillo]

You're probably one of the most non funny people on this site.

^ .

 

[Renzokuken]

not trying to be funny? just wanted to mess w/ the **** filter

Sure you did.

 

[Arkillo]

not trying to be funny? just wanted to mess w/ the **** filter


on a side note: there are no moose (mooses?) in texas, so that thing looks weird imo

youve never seen a moose, ever?

 

[torrid mind]

dude they are like twice the size of a horse. they are big and scary, but this poor guy was so hungry he didn't care we were around. then he laid down and slept in out driveway.

its the first time I have seen a moose in town since I moved here.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

i'd eat him, **** i bet he taste good

 

[Dragnskull]

youve never seen a moose, ever?

thinking about it, i think the only time ive ever seen a moose (even in media) would be when canada is mentioned lol...

even on thing slike the discovery channel, no, not a real moose (drawings of them yes, but not camera shots and live images)

 

[torrid mind]

well, I live in wyoming. not canadian here.

people here do eat moose, but I haven't had it. I did have some elk jerky though.

 

[B~E]

i'd eat him, **** i bet he taste good

They taste like wood and chicken.

 

[ChrisH36]

If your backyard is fenced, how could a moose break in?

But seriously, that is awesome.

 

[Sogeking]

would you give a moose a muffin?

 

[Emperor Pan I]

If your backyard is fenced, how could a moose break in?

But seriously, that is awesome.

moose are ****ing huge.

 

[torrid mind]

no my yard isn't fenced. thats the neighbors yard. my yard is long and narrow like an ally. It probably seems like a safe place to a moose.

I wanted to give that moose a muffin.