THE WORST JOKE YOU EVER HEARD THREAD!

[Lizardbreath]

Why does a fireman wear red suspenders?

-To keep his pants up

BY: SOME OLD GUY AT MY RESTAURANT.

Follow suit and post the worst jokes you have ever heard.

 

[Dragnskull]

3 men walked into a bar

the forth man ducked.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

anything by mitch hedburg...hes my hero, and.... Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"


what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back........a stick

 

[Clearcast]

3 old ladies are sittin in a park when a streaker jumps outa nowhere an flashes his dick in front of em.

2 of the old ladies have a stroke. The other can't reach..

 

[Andrew]

What does Michael Jackson have in common with caviar?

They both come on little crackers.

 

[_CM]

What's yellow, heavy and can't swim?

Spoiler

A bulldozer

What's white, cold and disturbs you while you're having supper?

Spoiler

An avalanche

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

* Why did the stoplight turn red?
* You would too, if you had to change in front of all those people.

 

[Speedy]

What does Michael Jackson have in common with caviar?

They both come on little crackers.

rofl.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get 5 dollas from her baby daddy.

 

[Hitsua]

Anything about Michael Jackson, George Bush, or anything by Dane Cook.

 

[Ntrik_]

this thread.

 

[TrongaMonga]

http://www.battleforums.com/showthread.php?t=127043

 

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tronga wins.


3 men walk into a bar, first man orders a "coke", the next man orders a "pepsi", the third man orders "anything diet". which one is the fag?



the bar tender for even serving these fags ordering pop and not alcohal.

 

[Johnny]

tronga wins.


3 men walk into a bar, first man orders a "coke", the next man orders a "pepsi", the third man orders "anything diet". which one is the fag?



the bar tender for even serving these fags ordering pop and not alcohal.

So all 4 of them are fags? That is a stupid joke.

 

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THE WORST JOKE YOU EVER HEARD THREAD!

 

[Hitsua]

tronga wins.


3 men walk into a bar, first man orders a "coke", the next man orders a "pepsi", the third man orders "anything diet". which one is the fag?



the bar tender for even serving these fags ordering pop and not alcohal.

What's alcohal? Damn you're a badass.

 

[PauseBreak]

its obviously a spelling mistake, capt, obvious.

 

[Clearcast]

What do you call an African man in a fridge?

An African man. You racist c**t.

 

[Hitsua]

Weren't you the one who went all "OMG I HAd A BAER ITS SOOO GOOD I AM SOO DRUMNK RIGHT NOWWWW" like a year ago. I figured with such XP you'd atleast know how to spell it.

 

[TrongaMonga]

Vão a maçã e o queijo ao cinema, e vira-se a maçã para o queijo:

- Que maçada!
- E eu ralado...

Course you have to be portuguese to understand this, but trust me, it blows more than anything you've ever heard of.

 

[Clearcast]

Lol i remember that kind of.