The Thread To End All Threads

[Metal Gear Flash]

The signs are evident, its written in the stars...our beloved battleforums will fall soon...and there isn't a thing we can do to save it

Part 1: Signs

A recent return of old/forgotten members - you know when your about to die and your whole life has flashed before your eyes? The oldies coming back is a sort of pre-death flashback for BF

A recent leaving of new/annoying members - just like the 80's pattern, of failing trends...they came and were gone in an instant...only to leave room for bigger better things (power rangers, yoyo's, pogs, and pokemon)

Dreams of failure - as you might have read...members are having odd dreams they cant explain...dreams that foreshadow BF's demise, and dreams that leave you in a soaked bedsheet

Modding/De-Modding - in a frantic last effort to save itself...battleforums tries to invoke one of its followers to breath life back into it, but to no avail....alas the members provide death, more than life

Part 2: Actions

Members affected - bf goers doing things they cant explain, acting strangely....posting fat women, posting newds, gay tendencies, getting braces at the age of 20, ****ing girls 10 years younger than you....

and all sorts of other unexplained phenomena

IF you really hope to save battleforums....you'll send me money via paypal so i can buy the ingredients needed (only i know them) to ward away death, and save battleforums for maybe, MAYBE one more year


....i guess the number 7 WASN'T so lucky​

 

[Tw@]

sure wish those ****in images fit on my screen

 

[Zoltar]

U ownt urself

 

[Arkillo]

this thread is ****ing retarded

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

see! more signs....retardation

 

[concrete_sox]

let me check robot sec brb yes it predicts bf will fall july 2007

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

its august 2007 =/

 

[Jiggy]

Color me "confused" captain!

 

[Zmoney]

Jiggy can you please tell me what color is confused?

 

[Dragnskull]

*tilts head* who in there right mind woudl rip a tooth out like that...

i mean i did it to a baby tooth back in the day...but jebus christ

 

[N[U]TS]

lol Dragnskull, I was thinking the same thing when I saw this thread yesterday just never bothered to post.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

its been bothering me for weeks, and all of battleforums bullshit gave me the rage to just pull it

 

[PauseBreak]

Rip out more of your teeth and post pictures.

 

[Tupac Amaru Shakur]

YOu fool. Your pain amuses me.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

it didn't hurt kkthx

 

[Zmoney]

Thats ketchup in the sink. FAKE

 

[Jiggy]

Oh, and confusion is clearly (hehe pun) gray.

 

[Dragnskull]

questions:
-is this really real? the blood on the pliars, blood on your nose, and the tone of the blood look a little off for taking a tooth out, even if it was bum style

-which tooth was it if the above questions answer is "real"?

 

[Lizardbreath]

Somebody needs to remove those pics those are ****ing gross.

 

[TroiK-]

Please go kill yourself