Oh geez...any day I am in my village in Russia. Wake up 1 pmish, eat a hearty Russian meal, go help my granddad with some manual labor around the summer house (move some planks, chop some wood, that type of thing), go to the store, buy a beer, sit down with my friends on the porch outside and enjoy life for a few minutes, warm wind, great weather all the good stuff. Then play some futball or watch some TV with my friends, eat another hearty Russian meal then as it starts getting darker we go to the train station and get a ****load of booze, everyone assembles under the bridge, we drink there, meet up with all the village people including girls, then usually take the girls to my friend's house since his parents barely ever live there which leaves 4 empty bed rooms, have more drinks there, do the bang-bang, wake up at 6 in the morning, take a wicked piss from the balcony, hung over as **** climb the fence and sneak on to the second floor of my house, past my grandmother undetected, pass out soon after. Now thats the life! Summer 2009, I'll be there. Banya (Russian sauna) on Saturdays....bah...thats there I want to be right now.