The first man created by God

[please help me :(]

the first man created by God has a small dick... this is an insult for the human race.

 

[Raccoon]

Probably just got out of the pool.

 

[Renzokuken]

An artists impression. Clearly the artist had a small penis too.

 

[TrOiK]

ahhh shit now i feel better.

 

[RyanXWing]

So if an artist makes a big penis he is overcompensating, if he makes a small penis it is just depicting him... Thats bullshit!

 

[coRtALoS]

Aww, did you paint a picture of a small-dicked dude too Ryan?

 

[Ashigaru]

Clearly god has a small penis.

 

[RyanXWing]

Aww, did you paint a picture of a small-dicked dude too Ryan?

Actually... I have Human-Life drawing NEXT quarter.

 

[coRtALoS]

Your subject better have an average-sized penis then!! Especially if it's of a woman!

 

[Raccoon]

On a more serious note, I now notice there is a hand underneath the first man, as if someone else is climbing up. Perhaps this anonymous fellow had a larger penis and was thus hindered by it in his ascent. Small penis, ftw? Hmm.