Tell your april fools jokes

[GaNgStA DiAbLo]

I dont have 1 but my friend signed all his friends(excluding me) up for battle of the bands. and not 1 of has any musical talent

 

[dP]

im gonna shit, dry my shit and shape it into a oh henry bar then ill give it to my friend

 

[l33t bunny master]

i pissed "april fools" onto the schools wall..*cough*

 

[Oxide08]

i was todl april fools ends at like 12:00 pm... like dinner time ... is this true?

 

[Nautilus]

I hope not i blew up the principals car at 12:05p.m.

 

[Oxide08]

lol ya i bet u did..... maybe if u keep thinkin that it will come true

 

[borednerd]

i came into school with crutches, even though i had no pain

 

[Dopple_Of_Stalin]

Today, the detention lady, we call her our grandma. One of my friends got the wit to ask her to merry him. She started saying "I rather be layed"-----It ended there. She was going to say "I rather be layed in a coffin then marry you" but it never made it this far.

 

[PunkGo]

i went around telling people they had cancer.

 

[amrtin77]

i giggled and laughed and snickered till ppl THOUGHT i had done something to them =]

 

[l33t bunny master]

amrtin your evil and devilish way to go, making everyone paranoid like dead_peasent.

 

[Magikarp]

I went onto the intercom and said "A gas leak has been discovered in the school. Please remove all clothing in order to avoid this dangerous gas."

 

[l33t bunny master]

now that just newb like who would fall for that...*ahh gas where*takes off clothes**