Swampy ass

[Pandaren]

It's summer time again and you know what that means; people are sweating more than before. Now before I get to my question, I want everyone to know that I'm completely serious about this. Does anyone have any problems with ass sweat? For example, when I'm sitting down for a long time on a plastic or wooden chair, then I stand, there is almost always a line of sweat. It's so damn embarrassing! It's even more embarrassing when you are with a girl. Does anyone else have this problem? What are some ways to...help it.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

stop being fat











lolz jk jk you could always use an antiperspirant spray on your crack, or use lots of toilet paper, or paper towels and stuff them in your swamp ass

 

[DB]

Prescription antiperspirant?

 

[Vadriel]

I don't have such an issue with buttcrack sweat, but sometimes I have problem with foot sweat...seriously, on more than one occasion I've been sitting down for a while at the computer, and the phone rings, and I just about slip and kill myself on the linoleum floor when I run to get it. Sucks ass, lol.

 

[PauseBreak]

Don't wear jeans. Wear shorts. Don't wear thick fabrics.

Try not wear any underwear. I always used to wear underwear now I don't. A lot, A LOT cooler.

 

[Ninja_Blue]

@Vadriel I've had that problem before, but only once.

@Pandaren, I get swamp ass, but not that bad. It's usually just when I'm working out and playing sports, but even then, it's just the feeling of it, no visual :\

 

[Vadriel]

I think the reason my feet get sweaty is that I sit crosslegged on the ground most of the time. They wouldn't get sweaty if they were just resting flat, but when my legs are all tucked up together against each other, my entire legs get fairly sweaty. Shoot, for all I know, it's not my feet getting sweaty, rather my legs getting sweaty and rubbing off on my feet.

 

[DB]

I think the reason my feet get sweaty is that I sit crosslegged on the ground most of the time. They wouldn't get sweaty if they were just resting flat, but when my legs are all tucked up together against each other, my entire legs get fairly sweaty. Shoot, for all I know, it's not my feet getting sweaty, rather my legs getting sweaty and rubbing off on my feet.

Actually, it's more likely Plantar Hyperhidrosis.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

Actually, it's more likely Plantar Hyperhidrosis.

QFT....i hear the only cure is to sacrifice a Mormon

 

[Jason]

Don't wear jeans. Wear shorts. Don't wear thick fabrics.

Try not wear any underwear. I always used to wear underwear now I don't. A lot, A LOT cooler.

Thanks, I did NOT want to think about you freeballin'...

 

[Pandaren]

I can't not wear undies cuz my penis is kind of big and when i see a hot chick everyone will see my stiff. I think baby powder will solve the problem.

 

[PauseBreak]

Thanks, I did NOT want to think about you freeballin'...

I don't like talking or thinking about my freeballing either. But it does keep your core temp down. Which is a good thing. Plus it keep yourself cool down there for better spermmie reproduction. :love:

 

[Vadriel]

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm LOVIN EVERY MINUTE OF IT!"

 

[Dragnskull]

i live in tx, which [if you dont know] is a -very- humid area, summer = sweat, i mean you cant go out to check the mail without needing a shower after.

with that said, i dont think ive ever noticed a big difference between my ass and the rest of my body [actually i think my ass is a pretty dry area]

however, my thighs and legs get to the point where my pants stick to me, and thats really gross.

 

[Vadriel]

Yeah, no kidding. Arkansas is on a similar level, although I live in the river valley, which actually helps a little...but not much. It gets hotter than hell here, and fairly frequent summer rains usually keep the air pretty damp. I tell you what, you do NOT want to get into a car that's been all closed up during the day without airing it out for awhile first. It literally feels almost suffocating. Northerners probably have no idea what it feels like to have the very air around you feel like it's pressing in on you and trying to smother you...unless you work in a boiler room or a furnace.

 

[Dragnskull]

very right vad.

another good way to explain it...is when you go outside on a hot day around here, the first breath of air you take outside feels like its cooking your lungs

and the car thing is completely true. i refuse to step into a car until the door has been opened for at least 1 minute and the AC set to max.

 

[Vadriel]

Not to mention that everything IN the car is literally hot enough to give you a superficial burn. Seat belt buckles, dashboard controls, the very seats you're sitting on, and even the goddamn steering wheel itself...everything feels like a damn branding iron searing into you.

Days like that, you just sit at home with the air conditioning on full blast and revel in the glory of technology.

Man, Kayle lives in New York (as most of you probably know since I've said it a billion times), and she'll be starting her month down here with me on the 9th of this month. She's going to cook...especially since her wardrobe is almost solely comprised of black articles of clothing.

 

[Forbidden~Paradise]

Thats why i'm glad I live in Minnesota Ppppeeerrrffeecccttt

 

[Ninja_Blue]

Virginia's climate is mild, but don't take that as being "the perfect temperature" it gets ****ing hot as hell (not for me, I'm use to very hot weather) and super freezing (yet again, use to use, doesn't affect me).

And I'm gonna be in Florida for 3 weeks starting tuesday :O

 

[munchyman]

LOL California weather ftw.