Stupid people encounters..

[WildfireFX]

I've been meeting the most braindead people ever on battle.net as of late, and I feel that i'm not alone. Post your amusing stories here..

Today i dueled some necro "for fun". He was lvl 19, I was a lvl 14 paladin. He killed me once, I got him about 9 other times. On the 9th time, he said "go" and I killed him. He said "**** i wasnt ready" and I informed him that he said he was. He then proceeded to call me about every word in the book, so I left.

2 hours later he begins spamming OWNED NOOB over and over. 2 HOURS LATER! He does it periodically now.. very sad.

Also encountered a guy telling me that enigma is gonna get deleted like 290s.. and when i showed him my gear he spammed "OMG EBAYER".

:hbut

 

[Abyss]

i joined a Hell difficulty game called "Godly gear here" ... or something like that

that guy then came n click mi n show mi ..... FULL SIGON SET !!! -_-""

y cant he created it as "full sigon here" ...

then i show him my hoto n all ... n he said "Haha i am pretty sure that vex in ur Hoto is duped" ...

as more ppl join the game , the language they used got more colorful ...

from my friend:
he joined a TRADING game n a guy (Barb) hostiled everyone n keep saying "come duel weaklings" ... my friend (Hammerdin) was pissed so he went out to blood moor ... that guy paused at the edge of town n said "sry barb cant win pally" -_-"

 

[shimshimheyxD]

Rofl

I was in a chat room and a guy all of a sudden appears and asks whats a STD im like cracking up so hard and other people juss fooling around with him.


There was this one gay noob who juss dropped their hoto and i grabed and hes like HAXORSS! OMFG GIVE IT BAK U HAXOR!! i laughed hard too..

Another one was when a guy said he can hax so i went into the game and i see 3 people. He tells them to go to a website and all their belongings pop out i juss simply grab the "goods" and left.. soo easy..


Another one.. Since enigma had 1 plus to teleport i did the anni scam. lol at act1 at the wooden wall which seaparates town and blood more we do the trade. when hes half way i picked up my anni and went for his enigma and hoto i got them both and laughed at him

 

[Trojan]

roffle

when u offer 3 zods for enigma andthey say ur an ebay noob -_-

 

[Pale_Horse]

I was on USEast Ladder playing a lvl 80 WW Barb rushing a friend, some newb came in hostiled me and my friend who was lvl 25. He found us at the councle tried to kill me, but I took his lvl 20 hits from his trapsin, all of a sudden he died from one of the councle members then, had the nerve to ask "tell me when its clear so I can get my body back". So I told him it was clear, he came back and died again. I laughed my A$$ off, he called me everyword he could think of. I then said sorry, clear......he died again. This continued for about 10 minutes, untill he finally left. He then came back, hostiled me, and my friend again, returned to the councle were all were dead, and my friend playing a zon killed him with 3 shots lol. Now that was dumb and a good laugh. He left, came back with a friend, who both hostiled us. Their was now a lvl 20 trapasin, and a lvl 30 ww Pally. We are now up to Izzy, and the sin messeges saying something along the lines of "You can't, whats the highest you can get to?" The pally leaves, comes back with a lvl 40 Sorc, my friend had enough and comes back with his Hammerdin, we both hunt them down within this game and kill them easily. The zon says "ok your in if you wanna join my clan, add me. LOL His account is BUYANXBOX. The funniest is the clan name Domination Under Hell or "DUH" LMFAO!

 

[Kao]

LOL, nice. I encountered a guy that said just because my 2/50/7/7 + 5/5 Facet Death's Web was eth, it was [worth] nothing. Lol...

 

[Darkmatter]

I was on USEast Ladder playing a lvl 80 WW Barb rushing a friend, some newb came in hostiled me and my friend who was lvl 25. He found us at the councle tried to kill me, but I took his lvl 20 hits from his trapsin, all of a sudden he died from one of the councle members then, had the nerve to ask "tell me when its clear so I can get my body back". So I told him it was clear, he came back and died again. I laughed my A$$ off, he called me everyword he could think of. I then said sorry, clear......he died again. This continued for about 10 minutes, untill he finally left. He then came back, hostiled me, and my friend again, returned to the councle were all were dead, and my friend playing a zon killed him with 3 shots lol. Now that was dumb and a good laugh. He left, came back with a friend, who both hostiled us. Their was now a lvl 20 trapasin, and a lvl 30 ww Pally. We are now up to Izzy, and the sin messeges saying something along the lines of "You can't, whats the highest you can get to?" The pally leaves, comes back with a lvl 40 Sorc, my friend had enough and comes back with his Hammerdin, we both hunt them down within this game and kill them easily. The zon says "ok your in if you wanna join my clan, add me. LOL His account is BUYANXBOX. The funniest is the clan name Domination Under Hell or "DUH" LMFAO!

That as awesome. I really do hate those brain dead jackasses though. When they lose in duels, It's really amusing to see them scream at you as if you took something from them in real life.

 

[nazgulking929]

Once I was playing a game called "EXPERTS ONLY". So this noob comes and he says, "I just love being an expert.". Later when everyone left the game him and I were all alone and he said,"How do you attack? How do you use your abilities" and all that crap. It was fun watching him die.

 

[*Turok]

Once While I was playing .... i entered a game called enigma 4 cheap......... ok there there were around 5 ppl there asking ! who got enig??????? then a guy replies ... me......... i go trade wit him ......... and tell him that i offer . tals armor for it //... he then says come to game ton1//12 i join the game ... there ... he tells me that he doesn't have enigma ....... and just wants to know what it is worth......... i was like that tals armor is worth more then it /.... he then calls his dumbass . friend. to the game ...... and i rip him off .... lmfao.................. muHAHAHAHAHAHHA....... and got a dusk 1178 enigma for my tals armor

 

[Kao]

You lie. Stupid liers, christ.

 

[Trojan]

lollios @ kao

i get a enigma for nothing
entered a baal run 1st season and in a1 top corner was nigma

 

[Ntrik_]

i hate it when people joins up in my mf game (mostly called: UNID ENIGMA, UNID TAL AMMY, UNID HOTO, UNID SPOT)

and tells me im a newb, please, I try my best to waste 5 second of your life, and you fall for it, whos newb now?

 

[Khull]

I'd say my expirences, but what you all said basically covered most of them:-/

Heres 2 that happened a while back:
Me: I make a game titled "Please dont rush" it was a low level game and I wanted to see how far we could make it. Well silly me forgot to set the lvl restrictions. So heres what happens.
(5 people levels 1-4 currently in)
[So-so joins the game](lvl 71 fire sorc)
Sorc: My tp for andy.
Me: I'd appreciate it if you didn't rush us.
Sorc: Make me leave noob.
Me: The name says please dont rush. If that so ahrd to understand?
Sorc: You guys want rush?
Them: Nt
Sorc: Whatever u ****ing noobs. You all suck at D2 you shames go play with your noob gear with your noob monsters ****ING NOOBS!!!
Sorc: *leaves*
(The game goes on for another 2 hours, were all between levels 14-17 stillt he same 6)
Sorc: *enters*
Sorc: AHAHAHAHHAHA IM BAK NOOBS!!! *hostiles*
Me: Wow **** off already...
Everyone else: *various replies of anger"
Sorc: Ima prove to u ur all noobs!
Sorc: *tracks and kills us all*
Me: Wow you can kill characters 70 levels below you. Your such a god.
Sorc: Thats right noob bow to ur master!
The others: *leave at various times*
Sorc: AHAHAHAHHAA IM SO 1337 OWNED U NOOBS
Me: Your parents will be so proud...
Sorc: STFU NOOB GOT OWNED NOOB AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Me: *leaves*
Sorc: *Spams GG NOOB OWNED ****IN NOOB WOEND UR SORRY NOOB ASS AHAHAHAHAHA*
Me: *squelches shortly after*

Gotta love the retards......

 

[Zantetsuken]

That story sucked, no offense. A better version of the story would be you and the other guys all come back with your stronger characters and each owned his ass.

 

[Pains Requiem]

i was a level 35 necro and i was playing a bahl run and some lv10 runs in front of me and says "ill handle this"
he died in less then5 seconds.
he rejoined the game and said" what happened? why did i die?"
i dont know how he got to the run or why...
but he died 7 more times then said " fine then if ur so good then you kill em"
noob...

 

[PuNk'D]

lately I have been seeing a lot of games with like "I have hacks" or "xxx hack here" and they always try to get some1 to execute the drop item thing. Its really gay.