Story: Billy the Overlord (Pt 2)

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This is Part 2 of the enchanting story of 'Billy the Overlord'. Again, thankyou to RyanXWing for the concept.

Part 1 can be found here.

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Last time we left Billy, he stumbled through an unforseen warp gate and was teleported to Earth, and to be more specific - RyanXWing's backyard in Seattle, USA. Could this be the strings of fate that bind Billy to this path? Only time will tell...

After Billy's wet-dream about Zerg-pr0n (Namely, Jenna Hydrason), he woke up surprised to find himself hovering above ground, rather than the vast reaches of space. Billy was intrigued by this new encounter, he had never seen the colour of grassy green, which was expected, Billy was raised upon Char, the ashworld.

Billy stared off into the distance, trees as far as the eye could see, it was fascinating, Billy would never of dreamed of such a place as colourful as Earth...Billy started to day-dream again...

BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP

Ryan: What the....goddamn, is it time already??? Ugh...

Ryan's Hot Mum: Come on dear, you said you'd bring the washing inside by now, it's starting to get late, you know about the UED curfue, we have to stay indoors by sun-down.

Ryan: The UED can suck my white ass. As if any Zerg are going to come to Earth, or Seattle...even i'm still wondering we are here o_O

Ryan jumps of his chair puts on his cape (Yes, he has a cape - who doesn't?) and runs outside. As soon as he opens the door, he sees the giant Zerg known as Billy.

Ryan: WTF!?!?

Billy: Blaghegdhfoashken.

Ryan ran back inside crying like the little girl he is (<3 Ryan) and alerted his parents of the Zerg-threat.

15 minutes later....

Marine: COME OUT WITH YOUR TENTACLES UP! WE HAVE YOU PARTIALLY SURROUNDED!

Marines were flowing out of Dropships that landed near Ryan's house. They were planning to take Billy back to base for the BioTech Division to experiment on him.

Billy: Blagahasdahkld.

Marine: That's it, Johnny, fire the nets, this is taking too long.

Johnny fired the nets onto Billy. Little did Johnny know that the nets were no way big enough to encompass Billy's large frame.

Johnny: Sir, the nets aren't big enough...

Marine: *Slaps Johnny* Don't you think i know that!?!

Billy: ROAORAORORAOROROARORORAORORROR!!!

Billy let out a tremendous roar that echoed throughout the suburbs of Seattle. Immediately after the roar, Zerg units started unloading out of Billy's ass. A Drone, a Zergling, a Hydralisk and an Ultralisk.

Marine: Holyyyyy shit....MARINES, FIRE AT WILL

A barrage of gunfire assaulted Billy.

Billy: Brahlhsgsjkhkhg!?

Just as Billy was screaming in pain, the Ultralisk jumped in the line of fire to protect Billy and it easily dispatched of the Marines...

Johnny: OMG...RUN!

And so Johnny and the rest of his team ran for cover, dropping their Gauss Rifles in shock of the size of the Ultralisk.

In the meanwhile, the Drone that came from Billy, began mutating itself into a Hatchery, INSIDE RYANS backyard. Ryan tried valiantly to stop the beasts mutation, but to no avail.
While Ryan was thumping the mutated Drone with his fists, Billy took the chance and picked up Ryan with his tentacles and threw him inside his holding shell.

Ryan: Ugh..This has already happened once today...in gym glass, but with Michael's underwear...OH NOES!? HOW SHALL I GET OUT!?

And as if on cue, Billy's insides ensnared Ryan and began infesting his mind and body.

Ryan: OMG GHEY GAME!1!

The Hydralisk, Zergling and Ultralisk began on a rampage across Seattle's outer suburbs. And in a few short hours, half of Seattle was rubble.






IS THIS THE END OF RYANXWING AND HIS TOWN? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF 'BILLY THE OVERLORD'.
 

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Oh noes! Poor Ryan!

*wonders what zerg-pr0n looks like*

Care to describe it later? :D

- Amantis
 

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ROFLOMGLMAO. Funny stuff keep it up.
 

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how can billy's ass spread so wide to unload an ultralisk,that would cause more pain then the marines =/
 

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ROAORAORORAOROROARORORAORORROR!!!


thats teh best line,what j00 talkin bout
 

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OMGZ NOO RYAN! ><

Can secksi Kerrigan go and rescue him? PUHLEASE
 

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