StarCraft Senryu Thread

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I've decided to make live this place again through little exercises.
For those who do not know what a Senryu is, it is a contemporary form of a Haiku.

The formate for Senryus are as follows:

5 Syllable Line
7 Syllable Line
5 Syllable Line
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[highlight]Zerglings, massive rush.
ememy's strong point, lurkers.
'Lings bad idea.[/highlight]

[highlight]Overlords, sent far.
Far they went, return did not.
Oh man, what the hell?[/highlight]

[highlight]My clicking, hindered
Unable to point and click.
Those M*th*er F*ck*rs.[/highlight]

 

[TrongaMonga]

Uh... So... What's an Haiku again?

 

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Uh... So... What's an Haiku again?

[highlight]Poems of Nature.
Contemporary style.
So I picked Starcraft.[/highlight]

 

[Darkmatter]

I don't get how to do this.

 

[Zerglite]

5 syllables

like

good-bye is 2 syllables


---1---1---2---- 1
though i walked alone
-1-----3---------2------1
The memories sustained me
-1-1--1--------2
and i remain unbroken

 

[Darkmatter]

Ahh. Well, I'll still fail at this but whatever.

Lester lashed deeply.
The corpse spew blood.
His skin scourched.

The scent of death, close.
Of Ultralisk breath, unmistakable.
Lester saw the light, blinding.

His torso was on mine.
Eyes like dying stars, beautiful.
The light flashed on me.

Woot I suck.

 

[Zerglite]

haiku's are normally about nature, and non-violent

 

[Darkmatter]

You act like Starcraft isn't violent. The good parts are the violent parts, so I basically mimicked that.

 

[Master.America]

Lol, DM... It's supposed to be 5-7-5, you had 5-4-3, 5-10-7, and 5-8-5 (close).


Zealots fight with pride!
NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.
Protoss lost again.


Nomadic Terran,
You strive to rule over all.
You will not succeed!


Hey, we should do Starcraft Holy Sonnets next!

 

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haiku's are normally about nature, and non-violent

True, but these are senryus, they are contemporary and violent I guess. LOL
I'll post a few more haikus tomorrow. I'll have a bunch!

 

[Renzokuken]

Senryu

Wha?

Haiku

Za?


Where is my Zerg pr0n?
<Insert 7 syllable line here>
<Insert 5 syllable line here>

 

[PUMPKINHEAD]

oh your Zerg pr0n, your Zerg pr0n
up my ass it is

 

[munchyman]

This thread is dying
As are the starcraft forums
Get a girlfriend please

 

[Zerglite]

I am so sexxorz
oh im so sexxors, its true
im sexxors, are you?

 

[Pains Requiem]

Zealots fight with pride!
NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.
Protoss lost again.

OMG that was funny.

ultralisks rape you
ultralisks owned by broodling
5th syllable HAH!

 

[Zerglite]

the Zealots are dead
Now be reborn, my minions,
and become a goon

 

[exobyte]

what the crap is this
this thread is screwed up as hell
I do not enjoy

 

[Ntrik_]

where is my zerg porn
Billy the over lord has iT!
Uh oh, naked ling!

 

[Hot Action Akule]

that was 5-8-5

N_ sucks at haikus
but starcraft rocks my shiznit
its a haiku, see?

 

[munchyman]

Kerrigan is nude
Akule really likes that shit
But forgot the lube.