SO I went out of my way to be an asshole

[AP]

So me and my friend at 12ish had the idea to scream the spoilers at of harry potter, so we pulled up to Walmart.

So we walked to the back and to my amazement there were over 200 people waiting from one end of the store to the other. It was like a dream come true.

Me and my friend ran towards the phone in home decor giggling like a bunch of ****ing girls because of the raw awesomeness of it. We got to the phone dial the code, chilled out because we were laughing so loud, and wrote down on a piece of paper in the event if I froze up.

We walked to the phone, I picked up the thing, put it to my ear, and dialed #96...

"Attention all Harry Potter fans! Bellatrix kills Ron, Harry lives, Snape dies... oh yeah, Hagrid dies too!!"

I heard uproar from half way across the store of the old fat women with their kids, and the nerds who dressed up in sweater vests and drew a lightning bolt shaped scar on their foreheads. This instantly filled my soul with a joy like nothing before.

We walked by the line again, everybody looked pissed off and was complaining. I still don't know how I kept a straight face.

 

[Jimbo]

some kid probably suicided it because of you.
HAPPY NOW!?!?!!!

 

[Tw@]

http://www.livejournal.com/
we dont care =)

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

i got a giggle out of it...mostly cause all the walmart employees had to sign an agreement saying they wouldn't give the ending...THAT WENT TO SHIT!! hahah

 

[Laharl]

Eh, if those endings are correct I'd be severely disappointed.

 

[Carbon]

You're too cool for words AP, seriously, how did you come up with the ingenious idea of telling people what happens in a book they want to read for themselves. so original...

 

[Laharl]

Why not just burn the books like a normal person?

 

[Malcom Sex]

You should probably change your battleforums name to something like Egotistical Asshole!! And your ending is wrong.

 

[Sogeking]

does ron at least score with hermoine? does voldermort win?(or get hermoine?)

 

[Wing Zero]

it be funny of it was all right
the thing is now. you probably angered them because they are expecting the crap you told them

 

[Arkillo]

I did the same thing, except with real spoilers. And I stood in the crowd with a megaphone instead of hiding.

 

[TroiK-]

lol owned.....

 

[Malcom Sex]

I did the same thing, except with real spoilers. And I stood in the crowd with a megaphone instead of hiding.

Pictures please.