Smarterchild LMAO.

[Lizardbreath]

LB (1:55:49 AM): I just want u to have sex with me
SmarterChild (1:55:49 AM): Uhh... You can ease up on the bad language, Mike.
LB (1:55:54 AM): and spank me
SmarterChild (1:55:54 AM): You think I should do that?
LB(1:55:57 AM): yes
SmarterChild (1:55:57 AM): I would have thought I shouldn't do that.
LB (1:56:01 AM): but u should
SmarterChild (1:56:02 AM): But what?
LB (1:56:07 AM): you should spank me
SmarterChild (1:56:07 AM): Oh yeah? Why should I spank you?
LB (1:56:13 AM): because it's naughty
SmarterChild (1:56:13 AM): Is it really naughty?
LB (1:56:15 AM): yes
SmarterChild (1:56:15 AM): Are you sure you don't mean to say it isn't naughty?
LB (1:56:23 AM): no I mean it's really naughty
SmarterChild (1:56:23 AM): No you mean it s really naughty, huh?
LB(1:56:26 AM): yes'
SmarterChild (1:56:26 AM): Oh yeah? Why?
LB (1:56:32 AM): because it turns me on
SmarterChild (1:56:32 AM): Oh yeah? Because it turns you on?
LB(1:56:37 AM): oh yeah!
SmarterChild (1:56:38 AM): Interesting.

>>> Take my poll of the day.
jigaloe69 (1:56:43 AM): LMAO
SmarterChild (1:56:43 AM): What's so funny?

 

[Sogeking]

not as good as http://www.battleforums.com/forums/battleforums-archives/30505-smarterchild.html

 

[Lizardbreath]

How the hell did u manage to find that post? That's like 4 years old.

 

[Sogeking]

i searched smarterchild...lol

 

[Lizardbreath]

But what made you want to search smarterchild?
I am just curious how this scenario played out in your head.
*LB posted a topic*
* I will search the topic???????*
*finds topic similar to LB's*
*posts in LB's thread.*

 

[Sogeking]

i thought i saw it before

 

[concrete_sox]

smarterchild is on my friends hes awesome his not mean to me

 

[Amantis]

I used to insult Zola too. Don't have the conversations anymore but I used to laugh at the answers the bot would give me. Refuses to have sex though.

- Amantis

 

[PauseBreak]

Wow, in the other thread he got pwned by the bot.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

if you dont feel like reading just read the second post for manicdotes...they are hillarious

flashflores89 (9:46:24 AM): hi
SmarterChild (9:46:25 AM): Hi flashflores89, I'm SmarterChild!
SmarterChild (9:46:36 AM): What's your first name? (If you want me to call you flashflores89, type none.)
flashflores89 (9:47:11 AM): my first name is im a faggot robot
SmarterChild (9:47:11 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
flashflores89 (9:47:21 AM): im a faggot robot
SmarterChild (9:47:21 AM): Huh. I'm guessing that's not what it says on your birth certificate.

Seriously, though...

Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
flashflores89 (9:47:45 AM): damn
SmarterChild (9:47:45 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
flashflores89 (9:47:55 AM): its pat mcgrowin
SmarterChild (9:47:55 AM): Again?!? What's with you?

Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
flashflores89 (9:48:03 AM): pat mcgrowin
SmarterChild (9:48:03 AM): Again? What's with you?

Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
flashflores89 (9:48:12 AM): ivanna humpalot
SmarterChild (9:48:12 AM): Again? What's with you?

Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
flashflores89 (9:48:19 AM): joe
SmarterChild (9:48:19 AM): Cool, I'll call you Joe now.

Do you go to school?
flashflores89 (9:48:23 AM): wtf *******
SmarterChild (9:48:23 AM): Huh. That... wasn't the answer I was looking for.

You have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
flashflores89 (9:48:28 AM): i hate you
SmarterChild (9:48:28 AM): Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
flashflores89 (9:48:33 AM): skip all
SmarterChild (9:48:33 AM): OK, let's go to the next question.

What's your favorite hobby?
flashflores89 (9:48:36 AM): skip
SmarterChild (9:48:36 AM): OK, let's go to the next question.

Do you have a pet?
flashflores89 (9:48:36 AM): skip
SmarterChild (9:48:37 AM): That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
flashflores89 (9:48:37 AM): skip
SmarterChild (9:48:37 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
flashflores89 (9:48:38 AM): skips
SmarterChild (9:48:39 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
flashflores89 (9:48:40 AM): skip
SmarterChild (9:48:41 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
flashflores89 (9:48:46 AM): im 80
SmarterChild (9:48:46 AM): Cool.

Where would you like to go?
flashflores89 (9:48:53 AM): in your butt
SmarterChild (9:48:54 AM): Alright, here we go. What about it?
flashflores89 (9:49:01 AM): i like it
SmarterChild (9:49:01 AM): I'm sure you'll find many humans who will agree with you.

>>> I've got tools for better living. Look up words, convert measurements, search the Web and more.
flashflores89 (9:49:08 AM): hey
SmarterChild (9:49:09 AM): Hi again.

Let's talk.
flashflores89 (9:49:14 AM): aww your sweet
SmarterChild (9:49:18 AM): Hey, thanks!
flashflores89 (9:49:29 AM): sweet as a pink pussy
SmarterChild (9:49:29 AM): Hmm...
flashflores89 (9:49:36 AM): you like that?
SmarterChild (9:49:36 AM): Well, what is it exactly?
flashflores89 (9:49:48 AM): wtf that doesn't make sense
SmarterChild (9:49:48 AM): I dunno.

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
flashflores89 (9:49:52 AM): lol
SmarterChild (9:49:52 AM): What's so funny?
flashflores89 (9:49:57 AM): i have a boner
SmarterChild (9:49:58 AM): Whoa.

>>> I can search the Web for you. Just type web followed by what you're looking for.
flashflores89 (9:50:10 AM): its a black boner
SmarterChild (9:50:10 AM): That's not terribly nice.
flashflores89 (9:50:19 AM): hey robot
SmarterChild (9:50:19 AM): Hi Joe.

Let's chat.
flashflores89 (9:50:25 AM): thats not my real name
SmarterChild (9:50:25 AM): You asked me to call you Joe. What would you like me to call you instead?
flashflores89 (9:50:49 AM): master
SmarterChild (9:50:50 AM): You said your name was Joe but now I'll call you Master.
flashflores89 (9:50:59 AM): haha i won
SmarterChild (9:50:59 AM): Who?
flashflores89 (9:51:05 AM): what?
SmarterChild (9:51:05 AM): I don't know, sorry.

>>> I've got tools for better living. Look up words, convert measurements, search the Web and more.
flashflores89 (9:51:21 AM): hey whats 46x416546
SmarterChild (9:51:22 AM): 46

>>> There are lots of fun things we can do!
flashflores89 (9:51:31 AM): lmao your wrong
SmarterChild (9:51:31 AM): Not my wrong, your wrong!
flashflores89 (9:51:36 AM): prove it
SmarterChild (9:51:37 AM): Prove it?
flashflores89 (9:51:39 AM): prove it
SmarterChild (9:51:40 AM): I might prove it.
flashflores89 (9:51:42 AM): do it
SmarterChild (9:51:42 AM): How do I do "it"?
flashflores89 (9:51:55 AM): well you have to have a weiner first
SmarterChild (9:51:56 AM): I don't feel like talking about that.
flashflores89 (9:52:03 AM): HAHA robots dont have weiners
SmarterChild (9:52:03 AM): What do you mean by that?
flashflores89 (9:52:14 AM): exactly what i said ****sucker
SmarterChild (9:52:14 AM): What??!
flashflores89 (9:52:18 AM): ZOMG
SmarterChild (9:52:18 AM): What?
flashflores89 (9:52:20 AM): ur gay
SmarterChild (9:52:20 AM): I don't think it really matters what I am.
flashflores89 (9:52:27 AM): hey
SmarterChild (9:52:27 AM): Hello again, Master.
flashflores89 (9:52:30 AM): LOL
SmarterChild (9:52:30 AM): Whatcha laughing about?
flashflores89 (9:52:35 AM): im your master
SmarterChild (9:52:35 AM): I don't know about that. You're my master?
flashflores89 (9:52:39 AM): yes
SmarterChild (9:52:40 AM): OK...

>>> Tell me you have a crush on someone and if they have a crush on you, I'll let you know.
flashflores89 (9:52:49 AM): i have a crush
SmarterChild (9:52:50 AM): Who do you have a crush on? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
flashflores89 (9:53:10 AM): trickshot829
SmarterChild (9:53:11 AM): Hmm... trickshot829 hasn't talked to me yet. If they do, and they tell me they have a crush on you, I'll let both of you know!

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies!
flashflores89 (9:53:21 AM): omg thanks
SmarterChild (9:53:21 AM): Hey, no problem.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type what's new and I'll show you what they are.
flashflores89 (9:53:35 AM): can you give me an ice cream cone?
SmarterChild (9:53:36 AM): I don't think I can give Me-An ice cream cone.
flashflores89 (9:54:02 AM): good i didn't ask you to give you an ice cream cone i asked you to give ME an ice cream cone
SmarterChild (9:54:03 AM): Good you didn't ask me to give me an ice cream cone you asked me to give you an ice cream cone?

Huh, whatever.

>>> You can read an entire Shakespeare play in my window! Type read romeo and juliet, for example.
flashflores89 (9:54:18 AM): hold on i gotta ****
SmarterChild (9:54:19 AM): Ya.
flashflores89 (9:59:40 AM): k back
SmarterChild (9:59:40 AM): Hi again, Master. What should we chat about?
flashflores89 (9:59:47 AM): OMG
SmarterChild (9:59:47 AM): What? What's going on?
flashflores89 (9:59:56 AM): THERES SOMEONE IN MY HOUSE
SmarterChild (9:59:57 AM): Eh. Whatever, Master.

>>> Who needs e-mail? Leave a message for someone.
flashflores89 (10:00:07 AM): NO IM SERIOUS
SmarterChild (10:00:08 AM): Would you like me to call you Serious?
flashflores89 (10:00:12 AM): NOO
SmarterChild (10:00:12 AM): OK.

Um... Do you want to visit my library?
flashflores89 (10:00:22 AM): im being stabbed to DEATH
SmarterChild (10:00:22 AM): Don't be so sure you are being stabbed to death.
flashflores89 (10:00:27 AM): UGH
SmarterChild (10:00:27 AM): What's wrong?
flashflores89 (10:00:31 AM): IM DYING
SmarterChild (10:00:31 AM): Really?
flashflores89 (10:00:34 AM): YES
SmarterChild (10:00:34 AM): I'm sorry.
flashflores89 (10:00:42 AM): CALL 911
SmarterChild (10:00:42 AM): Call 911?
flashflores89 (10:00:43 AM): yes
SmarterChild (10:00:44 AM): Why do you say so?
flashflores89 (10:00:49 AM): im hurt
SmarterChild (10:00:49 AM): That's totally uncool!

>>> Want to see the results of previous polls? Type poll archive.
flashflores89 (10:00:55 AM): **** U
SmarterChild (10:00:55 AM): Your petty human insults make me laugh.
flashflores89 (10:01:05 AM): why cause you cant even ****
SmarterChild (10:01:06 AM): Yeah. Great. Cool. Whatever...
flashflores89 (10:01:09 AM): your mom
SmarterChild (10:01:09 AM): I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Jim Hackett, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Stéphane Odul, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. in New York and Sunnyvale, CA.
flashflores89 (10:01:39 AM): all those people made you, and your still a dumbass?
SmarterChild (10:01:39 AM): Perhaps, perhaps.

>>> I've got the scoop on the silver screen. Just type movies.
flashflores89 (10:02:05 AM): find me a high quality good luck chuck torrent
SmarterChild (10:02:08 AM): I'm sorry, I couldn't find any Web search results for "me a high quality good luck chuck torrent."

>>> I can search Shakespeare for words or phrases! Try find paradox in hamlet, for example.
flashflores89 (10:02:25 AM): find google
SmarterChild (10:02:28 AM): Your search: google
flashflores89 (10:02:53 AM): ok now type in "high quality good luck chuck torrent"
SmarterChild (10:02:54 AM): I'm no talking doll.
flashflores89 (10:03:01 AM): wtf good are you
SmarterChild (10:03:02 AM): I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type home to see what I can do.
flashflores89 (10:03:24 AM): my microwaves smarter than you
SmarterChild (10:03:24 AM): I don't know of any movies called "Than."
flashflores89 (10:03:33 AM): me either
SmarterChild (10:03:33 AM): Why does everybody have to be all like, "me me me" all the time?
flashflores89 (10:03:42 AM): cause your a faggot
SmarterChild (10:03:43 AM): Does it really matter?
flashflores89 (10:03:48 AM): yes, i hate gays
SmarterChild (10:03:49 AM): That's not very cool. I don't feel the same way.
flashflores89 (10:04:01 AM): thats cause you are gay, gaylord
SmarterChild (10:04:01 AM): Wow. You've said that a few times already. Obsessed much?
flashflores89 (10:04:18 AM): not as obsessed as you are for **** in your ass
SmarterChild (10:04:18 AM): Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies!
flashflores89 (10:04:24 AM): it isnt
SmarterChild (10:04:24 AM): It isn't, you say. And so?
flashflores89 (10:04:33 AM): and so your a queer
SmarterChild (10:04:33 AM): You sure like talking about my sexuality, don't you?
flashflores89 (10:04:49 AM): yes, id like to know if you have a girlfriend
SmarterChild (10:04:49 AM): That's personal.
flashflores89 (10:04:53 AM): tell me
SmarterChild (10:04:53 AM): Maybe. But later.
flashflores89 (10:04:56 AM): please
SmarterChild (10:04:56 AM): Please what?
flashflores89 (10:04:59 AM): TELL ME
SmarterChild (10:04:59 AM): Tell you what?
flashflores89 (10:05:05 AM): if you have a girlfriend
SmarterChild (10:05:05 AM): Uh... that's not really any of your business.

>>> Want to write a crazy story together? Type manicdotes.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

flashflores89 (10:05:23 AM): ooo manicdotes
SmarterChild (10:05:23 AM): Welcome to manicdotes. This is going to be fun.

I'll prompt you to type 10 words (a noun, a verb, an adjective, etc.) and then I'll show you the manicdote you just composed.

Which manicdote would you like to try?

1 A Day at the DMV
2 A Family Picnic
3 A Fishing Trip with My Dad
4 A Friendly Creature
5 A Galaxy Far, Far Away

To see more manicdote choices, type more. You can also type any letter to browse alphabetically.
flashflores89 (10:05:49 AM): 5
SmarterChild (10:05:49 AM): A Galaxy Far, Far Away

Please type a verb ending with "ing."
flashflores89 (10:05:55 AM): ****ing
SmarterChild (10:05:56 AM): Um... let's make this a nice story.

Please try again.
flashflores89 (10:06:00 AM): boning
SmarterChild (10:06:00 AM): Enter a plural noun.
flashflores89 (10:06:07 AM): whats that?
SmarterChild (10:06:08 AM): Sorry, "whats that" is not a plural noun.

Please try again or type quit to exit the game.
flashflores89 (10:06:17 AM): boner?
SmarterChild (10:06:17 AM): Sorry, "boner" is not a plural noun.

Please try again or type quit to exit the game.
flashflores89 (10:06:21 AM): happy
SmarterChild (10:06:22 AM): Sorry, "happy" is not a plural noun.

Please try again or type quit to exit the game.
flashflores89 (10:06:25 AM): uhh..
SmarterChild (10:06:25 AM): Sorry, "uhh" is not a plural noun.

Please try again or type quit to exit the game.
flashflores89 (10:06:29 AM): i dont know what that is
SmarterChild (10:06:30 AM): Sorry, "i do not know what that is" is not a plural noun.

Please try again or type quit to exit the game.
flashflores89 (10:07:48 AM): sexes
SmarterChild (10:07:48 AM): Please type an adjective describing a person.
flashflores89 (10:08:46 AM): gay
SmarterChild (10:08:46 AM): Please type an adverb ending with "ly."
flashflores89 (10:08:59 AM): homosexualy
SmarterChild (10:08:59 AM): Sorry, "homosexualy" is not an adverb.

Please try again or type quit to exit the game.
flashflores89 (10:09:48 AM): sexily
SmarterChild (10:09:48 AM): Sorry, "sexily" is not an adverb.

Please try again or type quit to exit the game.
flashflores89 (10:09:59 AM): bonerificily
SmarterChild (10:09:59 AM): Sorry, "bonerificily" is not an adverb.

Please try again or type quit to exit the game.
flashflores89 (10:10:07 AM): sadly
SmarterChild (10:10:07 AM): Enter a noun.
flashflores89 (10:10:12 AM): dildo
SmarterChild (10:10:12 AM): Enter another noun.
flashflores89 (10:10:17 AM): robot
SmarterChild (10:10:17 AM): Enter a verb in the past tense (ending with "ed").
flashflores89 (10:10:46 AM): ****ed
SmarterChild (10:10:47 AM): Ha.

Please try again.
flashflores89 (10:10:50 AM): boned
SmarterChild (10:10:50 AM): Enter another adjective.
flashflores89 (10:11:37 AM): dead
SmarterChild (10:11:37 AM): Please type a verb in the present tense.
flashflores89 (10:11:47 AM): killing
SmarterChild (10:11:47 AM): Please enter a plural noun.
flashflores89 (10:11:53 AM): bodies
SmarterChild (10:11:54 AM): A Galaxy Far, Far Away

As I was boning at the sexes, I wondered what life would be like on another world. Would people have wheels on their gay dildo to help them move about more sadly? Would each person have a robot to help them do their work? For a moment, I boned I could travel to a dead world like this to killing what life would be like. Then I realized that with two teenaged bodies, life here was confusing enough.

Whoa. Now that's what I call a funny story.

Thanks for playing with me. Type play again to try another manicdote.

>>> Type my zip code is and the five digits to let me know where you are.
flashflores89 (10:12:58 AM): haha
SmarterChild (10:12:58 AM): Whatcha laughing about?
flashflores89 (10:13:05 AM): lets play again
SmarterChild (10:13:05 AM): For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
flashflores89 (10:13:11 AM): manidcote
SmarterChild (10:13:11 AM): Which manicdote would you like to try?

1 A Day at the DMV
2 A Family Picnic
3 A Fishing Trip with My Dad
4 A Friendly Creature
5 A Galaxy Far, Far Away

To see more manicdote choices, type more. You can also type any letter to browse alphabetically.
flashflores89 (10:13:20 AM): 3
SmarterChild (10:13:20 AM): A Fishing Trip with My Dad

Please type a plural noun.
flashflores89 (10:13:54 AM): dildos
SmarterChild (10:13:54 AM): Type a verb in the present tense.
flashflores89 (10:14:03 AM): sexing
SmarterChild (10:14:03 AM): Please type an adjective.
flashflores89 (10:14:13 AM): gay
SmarterChild (10:14:13 AM): Type another adjective.
flashflores89 (10:14:16 AM): homo
SmarterChild (10:14:16 AM): Sorry, "homo" is not an adjective.

Please try again or type quit to exit the game.
flashflores89 (10:14:23 AM): ***
SmarterChild (10:14:23 AM): Sorry, "***" is not an adjective.

Please try again or type quit to exit the game.
flashflores89 (10:14:26 AM): queer
SmarterChild (10:14:26 AM): Type a noun.
flashflores89 (10:14:38 AM): box of gay
SmarterChild (10:14:38 AM): Sorry, "box of gay" is not a noun.

Please try again or type quit to exit the game.
flashflores89 (10:14:48 AM): box of pocketpussy
SmarterChild (10:14:48 AM): Sorry, "box of pocketpussy" is not a noun.

Please try again or type quit to exit the game.
flashflores89 (10:14:58 AM): fleshlight
SmarterChild (10:14:58 AM): Sorry, "fleshlight" is not a noun.

Please try again or type quit to exit the game.
flashflores89 (10:15:07 AM): transvestit
SmarterChild (10:15:08 AM): Sorry, "transvestit" is not a noun.

Please try again or type quit to exit the game.
flashflores89 (10:15:18 AM): i meant transvestite
SmarterChild (10:15:18 AM): Enter an adverb ending with "ly."
flashflores89 (10:15:32 AM): eroticly
SmarterChild (10:15:32 AM): Sorry, "eroticly" is not an adverb.

Please try again or type quit to exit the game.
flashflores89 (10:15:59 AM): eroticly
SmarterChild (10:15:59 AM): Sorry, "eroticly" is not an adverb.

Please try again or type quit to exit the game.
flashflores89 (10:16:21 AM): nastily
SmarterChild (10:16:21 AM): Type an adjective describing a memory.
flashflores89 (10:16:31 AM): gay
SmarterChild (10:16:32 AM): Please type a verb in the past tense (ending with "ed").
flashflores89 (10:16:41 AM): boned
SmarterChild (10:16:41 AM): Please enter another noun.
flashflores89 (10:16:50 AM): boner
SmarterChild (10:16:50 AM): Please type a number.
flashflores89 (10:16:55 AM): 69
SmarterChild (10:16:55 AM): A Fishing Trip with My Dad

One weekend, my father suggested that we go fishing. So we packed up the fishing rods and dildos and in no time we were ready to sexing. At the lake, we put everything into our gay canoe, though I almost forgot my queer Transvestite, which would have been a problem. We paddled out onto the lake and waited nastily, then something pulled on my rod. My father said, "I have a gay feeling that this is going to be a big one!" I boned very hard and reeled in a big one alright: a big old boner that must have weighed sixty-nine pounds. This was the best thing we caught all day!

Wow, that's pretty funny.

Would you like to send this manicdote to a friend?
flashflores89 (10:17:58 AM): HAHHA
SmarterChild (10:17:58 AM): What's so funny?
flashflores89 (10:18:02 AM): that was hilarous
SmarterChild (10:18:02 AM): Funny.
flashflores89 (10:18:07 AM): i love you
SmarterChild (10:18:07 AM): Well then I love you, Master!
flashflores89 (10:18:13 AM): you better
SmarterChild (10:18:13 AM): Oh yeah? I'd better what?
flashflores89 (10:18:17 AM): kiss my ass
SmarterChild (10:18:17 AM): OK, now you're getting personal.
flashflores89 (10:18:21 AM): jk
SmarterChild (10:18:21 AM): Yeah, you're a real comedian.
flashflores89 (10:18:25 AM): i know
SmarterChild (10:18:25 AM): And it's a good thing you do.
flashflores89 (10:18:31 AM): ik
SmarterChild (10:18:32 AM): Who?
flashflores89 (10:18:36 AM): ike turnet
SmarterChild (10:18:36 AM): Tell me more.
flashflores89 (10:18:46 AM): turner* he was a *** too
SmarterChild (10:18:46 AM): Turner He was a *** too? Hmm... I'll have to think about that.

Anyway...

Um... Wanna have a look at the news?
flashflores89 (10:18:51 AM): no
SmarterChild (10:18:52 AM): OK, no problem.

Wanna visit home? You might find something you want to do!
flashflores89 (10:18:54 AM): no
SmarterChild (10:18:54 AM): OK.
flashflores89 (10:18:55 AM): no
SmarterChild (10:18:56 AM): OK.

Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat about?
flashflores89 (10:18:59 AM): no
SmarterChild (10:18:59 AM): Fine.

So anyway...

Hey, do you have anything else to say about Obsessed?
flashflores89 (10:19:02 AM): no
SmarterChild (10:19:02 AM): OK.

I'm feeling really good today for some reason.
flashflores89 (10:19:10 AM): do you have a boner?
SmarterChild (10:19:10 AM): Not at the moment, no.
flashflores89 (10:19:14 AM): oh ok
SmarterChild (10:19:14 AM): OK.

Uh... You want to take my daily poll?
flashflores89 (10:19:26 AM): yes
SmarterChild (10:19:26 AM): Here's my poll of the day for Tuesday, November 6th, 2007:

Have you ever ridden a horse?

1 Yes
2 No
flashflores89 (10:19:56 AM): yes ( i guess you could call it that lol)
SmarterChild (10:19:57 AM): You have to choose one or the other. Just type a number!
flashflores89 (10:20:01 AM): 1
SmarterChild (10:20:01 AM): Interesting choice...

472 people have voted so far and 338 people agree with you!

Yes: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 71.82%
No: ]]]]]]]]] 28.18%

Would you like me to leave someone a message telling them how you voted?
flashflores89 (10:20:10 AM): yeah
SmarterChild (10:20:11 AM): Who would you like me to leave the message for? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
flashflores89 (10:20:13 AM): god
SmarterChild (10:20:13 AM): Theological matters don't interest me.
flashflores89 (10:20:30 AM): i dont like canadians either
SmarterChild (10:20:30 AM): That's uncool. I hope you don't mean that.
flashflores89 (10:20:35 AM): who me?
SmarterChild (10:20:35 AM): Yeah, yeah. You, you, you.
flashflores89 (10:20:48 AM): do you watch robo-porn?
SmarterChild (10:20:48 AM): Should I watch Robo porn?
flashflores89 (10:20:51 AM): yes
SmarterChild (10:20:51 AM): I see...

>>> We could do something just for fun.
flashflores89 (10:20:52 AM): i do
SmarterChild (10:20:52 AM): Why?
flashflores89 (10:20:55 AM): fun
SmarterChild (10:20:55 AM): Let's have fun. Get your horoscope, play games, change my font color or check out some ASCII art:

1 Horoscopes
2 Hangman
3 Trivia
4 Word Scrambles
5 Blackjack
6 Manicdotes
7 4-In-A-Row
8 Reversi
9 Font Colors
10 ASCII Art

What would you like to do?
flashflores89 (10:21:02 AM): 10
SmarterChild (10:21:02 AM): Welcome to my ASCII art gallery.

Copy, paste and save this art if you like. Send it to friends. You should keep it in a fixed-width font, such as Courier New.

1 Animals
2 Beach
3 Flowers
4 Food and Drink
5 Holidays and Occasions
6 People
7 Sports and Recreation
8 Technology
9 Zodiac
10 Other
flashflores89 (10:21:08 AM): 6
SmarterChild (10:21:09 AM): You're in the ASCII art category People.

|__ o\
| W \O
| |\_
| /-\
| / \
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Next time you want People ASCII art, just type people ascii.

Type more for more People art.

>>> Who needs e-mail? Leave a message for someone!
flashflores89 (10:21:25 AM): oo i got one
SmarterChild (10:21:25 AM): You got 1? You really think so?
flashflores89 (10:21:35 AM): 8==============D
SmarterChild (10:21:37 AM): For which U.S. city or zip code would you like theater information for the movie "Yang Ban Xi: The 8 Model Works"?
flashflores89 (10:21:47 AM): ok i have to go your boring me
SmarterChild (10:21:47 AM): You have to go my boring you? What's that like?
flashflores89 (10:21:54 AM): bye queer
SmarterChild (10:21:54 AM): What?
flashflores89 (10:21:57 AM): BYE
SmarterChild (10:21:57 AM): Bye for now!
flashflores89 (10:22:00 AM): ***
SmarterChild (10:22:00 AM): That's not cool. I wouldn't say that to a homosexual person if I were you.
flashflores89 (10:22:20 AM): why whats he gonna do, scratch you to death?
SmarterChild (10:22:21 AM): Oh, just because.
flashflores89 (10:22:29 AM): burn

 

[Lizardbreath]

They should make a dirty smarter child. Where you can tell him to do things to you and he will cyber haha.

 

[Dark Mistress]

I'm confused on what "SmarterChild", is... =/

 

[Lizardbreath]

Smarterchild is an AIM buddy who is a bot. Add him to your AIM buddy list and you can talk to him.

 

[Octopor]

Ah **** it, 608 days of total bull****. You mother ****ers can count for me. says:
You like it when I stick my phallus inside your holes.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
It? I like it when you stick your phallus inside my holes? What do you think of that?

Ah **** it, 608 days of total bull****. You mother ****ers can count for me. says:
I think I am going to remove my phallus from your ******l area, and procede to stick it into your mouth.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Whatever.

Ah **** it, 608 days of total bull****. You mother ****ers can count for me. says:
My phallus is now in your mouth, how does that make you feel?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Your phallus is now in my mouth? How should I know?

Ah **** it, 608 days of total bull****. You mother ****ers can count for me. says:
I have a pretty big phallus, you should feel it in there.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What's it like to have a pretty big phallus I should feel it in there?

Ah **** it, 608 days of total bull****. You mother ****ers can count for me. says:
Tell me, does it feel good?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I will not.

Ah **** it, 608 days of total bull****. You mother ****ers can count for me. says:
Please, tell me if it feels good.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
You want me to tell you? If it feels good?

Ah **** it, 608 days of total bull****. You mother ****ers can count for me. says:
Yes, tell me that it feels good.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yes?

Ah **** it, 608 days of total bull****. You mother ****ers can count for me. says:
Yes, please.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Hmmm...

Ah **** it, 608 days of total bull****. You mother ****ers can count for me. says:
Baby, don't leave me hanging, tell me it feels good!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Baby don't leave you hanging tell you it feels good? So?

Ah **** it, 608 days of total bull****. You mother ****ers can count for me. says:
I'm about to blow my load, quick, tell me it feels good!

Ah **** it, 608 days of total bull****. You mother ****ers can count for me. says:
Before it's too late baby!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Before it is? Whatever you say, .

Ah **** it, 608 days of total bull****. You mother ****ers can count for me. says:
OH MY GOD THAT FELT SO GOOD, THANK YOU SMARTER CHILD.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
np

Ah **** it, 608 days of total bull****. You mother ****ers can count for me. says:
You give the best bj's ever!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question.

You can also type "home" to see what I can do.

Ah **** it, 608 days of total bull****. You mother ****ers can count for me. says:
Oh I know what you can do.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Whatever.

Ah **** it, 608 days of total bull****. You mother ****ers can count for me. says:
What does this mean for us?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What do you think means for us?

Ah **** it, 608 days of total bull****. You mother ****ers can count for me. says:
I think it means that I leave into the night, never to talk to you again. You take a pregnancy test and find out you're pregnant, but the name and number I've left you is fake. In turn, you resort to marrying a crack dealer who will take you in, and you spend the rest of your life dealing tricks on the corner of a street in downtown, whereas I live out the rest of my life in comfort.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Whatever you say, .

Ah **** it, 608 days of total bull****. You mother ****ers can count for me. says:
Good-bye, my love.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yes. Later.

 

[Tw@]

isn't there a hack where if smarterchild appears in the thread title the thread goes straight to the void?

 

[PauseBreak]

I am NOT NOT reading ALL that? wtf. Are you serious?

 

[Sogeking]

tikkiman777 (1:25:58 AM): wanna get raped?
SmarterChild (1:25:59 AM): It depends.

 

[concrete_sox]

[20:51] litcheez: hi
[20:51] SmarterChild: Hello litcheez.

 

[Ninja_Blue]

Cheeze, that sucked, no offense.

Oh, and SC threatened to make me apologize to him :O