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I went to this church event cus my parents made me. And well this one guy was talkin about sins. He was namin sum and thenhe said masterbation was a sin. If so then alot of ppl should be in hell right now...

but is it really a sin?
 

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If you believe in Bigfoot, Ghosts or God, or over similar crap then yes it is a sin. Exept that no one above gonna judge you for it, cause there is no one above or below, no heaven no hell.
 

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God killed Onan for "spilling his seed". I guess God doesn't like it when you waste sperm...
 

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we are all labeled sperm wasters for now on...

Protect those unborn babies!

i do believe there is nothing after life. it is here then gone. nothin else happens. that why people can jack off as much as they want, cus sins dont matter!
 

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lol it says orgasms are a sin. Just whack off but dont pop
 

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hmm...good theory on that one...will be hard...
 

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Try to keep this intelligent guys ;)
They really did used to think guys had only a certain amount of "seed," which I guess explained men in their older ages. Guys literally make millions of sperm a second, I don't think God really pays attention to that stuff anymore. The Church has BIG issues with anything dealing with the body or physical love.
 

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there is no such thing as a sin, everything is righ because you choose to do it
 

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Why is the Catholic Church referred to as "the church"?
Is it because they were the only christian faith way back when?
 

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I have heard a lot of pastors say that masterbating isnt a sin also so it just is a matter of what each person believes.
personally I dont think masterbation is a sin
 

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Originally posted by uFOO
there is no such thing as a sin, everything is righ because you choose to do it
nice one charles manson:)


anyways.......... i dont consider it to be a sin since i do it all the time:) keeps me from being a dady ; the hand is always there for u:)
 

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it is probabaly a sin, but if your ganna go to hell for beatin your meat, thats pretty stupid, it should be based on your faith and how well of a life you have lived and what kind of person you have become
 

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i dont think its that big of a sin, liek killin sumone.
 

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Originally posted by Spike~
God killed Onan for "spilling his seed". I guess God doesn't like it when you waste sperm...
*insert "every sperm is sacred" song here*

Originally posted by ORC-r0x0r-ROC
Priests will class anything sexual as a sin, their just like that, they're in the confessional chamber with the altar boy.
Fix0red.

Seriously, a very small portion of the population believes that masterbation is a sin. They're called "fundamentalists". Stay away from them, they're hella scary. Read some of Tim Lehay's literature if you think I'm kidding..... he's dead serious.
 

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That song kept playing through my head reading this thread.

Honestly though, masterbation couldn't possibly be a sin. Otherwise every guy who's ever had a wet dream would be damned. In other words, every guy would be damned. I really don't agree with any points of Catholicism at all.
 

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Sin, masterbation. How can that be, even if you do beleive in god, how sad would he be if he knows he masterbate then hes kinda of a really big perve!! How can something like that be a sin its like saying having fun juring sex!! It is a pritty stupid sin, it shows how stupid the church is, masterbation isnt a big thing millions of people do it, noone should care if you do or if you dont. Its hardly like your gonna be sent to prison or summit, Law is clever religion is not!!
My Story:
(Peter waiting at the gates):madatu
Peter: ahumm name pls
BlackCat: BlackCat, thank you peter :wavey
Peter: Wait one second !!!! when you were 10 11 12 13 14 15 . . . . . . 87 it seems you commited a sin
BlackCat: parden??:fwink
Peter: You masterbated
BlackCat: So, your point?:D
Peter: to hell with you, you sinner!!
BlackCat : AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........:scary
Devil: Muhahahahhaaahaha your in hell now masterbater:lucifer
BlackCat: ouch, Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Dont masterbate, its bad Yeah rite
This feel good factor was sponcered by religion!!. . . Damn sux ass religion
 

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Originally posted by SlyFie
Why is the Catholic Church referred to as "the church"?
Is it because they were the only christian faith way back when?
The Catholic Church is referred to as "the Church" because all branches of Christianity originated from Catholicism. These branches, such as Lutherans, Protestants, Calvinists, etc. were formed later on by groups who broke away from the Catholic Church due to conflicts in beliefs (although many groups share very similar beliefs). If you see the movie "Luther," it will help to illustrate what I'm talking about.

Originally posted by c9h13no3
Seriously, a very small portion of the population believes that masterbation is a sin. They're called "fundamentalists". Stay away from them, they're hella scary. Read some of Tim Lehay's literature if you think I'm kidding..... he's dead serious.
Exactly. I avoid them at all costs. Who cares if people masturbate...it's not like it really changes the kind of person you are, and there are worse things you could do, i.e. murder, stealing, etc.
 

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thats all true. but how can this guy just hold in his sperm for so long? he's gonna blow up, i swear. is it possible to not release any sperm for the rest of your life? aka Priests.
 

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it comes out in your sleep. nasty to wake up to. =\
 

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