Should I play this "prank"?

[x42bn6]

As you may or may not know, I never had a sex talk with my parents and a half-hearted embarrassing attempt by one of my Science teachers. And I have a pair of condoms. I was thinking I could go back to Malaysia and then ask my parents what it was and what you do with them.

Thoughts?*

 

[Guest]

Be like, "OMG I R NEWB!! WHATR TO DO??"

 

[Pandaren]

Do It!!!

 

[Ntrik_]

Be like, "OMG I R NEWB!! WHATR TO DO??"

what he said

 

[Glowy]

be like mommy i was playing this game in the bathroom and i won sokme balloons!!

 

[Dragnskull]

better yet, freak ut to them "OMG MOM I WAS CLEANING MY PEE PEE AND IT SHOT SOME KINDA HOT GOOEY STUFF AT ME WTF IS IT OMG AM I SICK?!"

 

[Glowy]

 

[Dragnskull]

rofl..

 

[Arkillo]

Tell them you got a chick prego. Then blame it on them for never properly teaching you how to use protection.

 

[Glowy]

throwing blew up condoms down the highway is pretty fun

 

[Andrew]

That's not much of a prank. Lame!

 

[QuikSilver]

I think it will be more of an awkward momement...

 

[DB]

Say you wish you had known about condoms before you knocked a bitch up. Then throw the pack in their face and cry.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

go up to them, pull one out of your pocket

tear open package, insert into mouth

start chewing, ask them if they want a piece

hilarity ensue

 

[Ninja_Blue]

^^^^^^^^^
Best one so far.

 

[Glowy]

this gum sux mom

 

[x42bn6]

"Do I suck or swallow this gum, mum?"

Anyway, I've opted not to do it. I know my parents - they'll see through it easily. I seem to have misplaced the condom, too. Hm...*

 

[PauseBreak]

You missed placed it? Check your ass...it might be stuck...

lol jk

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

ROFL

 

[Glowy]

misplaced my ass.....i bet he tried it on