Septimus heap is a player

[tinman]

i just read the book syren and well it the creepyest book yet but thats not saying much cus the books arnt supused to be srary and i cant spell today. GOD DAMN YOU ANGIE SAGE WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME SPEN $20 TO PREEORDER THE NEXT BOOK GOD DAMN YOU!!! WHY MUST YOU MAKE YOU BOOKS NOT SUCK BALLS?!? that smart ass bitch always leave the ending open so it like FUCK WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!? i should probly put this in the asylem but meh im to lazy whats FUCK?!?! among friends right? but i diges well *SPIOLLER ALERT* sep rides his dragon to port #3 where the people were seposed to be but they werent there cus milo found them at this diner place and brot them the his ship which is realy big milo is a dick to they leave and a storm makes them fall onto this island and theres this half naked chick there that was the aprentice to the eow way back when sep was back in time and she is taken over by a syren waith thingy shes a syren that died and became a waith to she has been on the island for like 500 years but she tell sep that the syren will hide the door so put an X right in front of the door she takes him to this elevaitor thingy and they go down... then they get out ans the syren is all like IMA CAP THIS BITCH AND TAKE YOU INSTED MOTHER FUCKER!!! so the syren trys to possess him but it does not work cus hes running like a bat out of hell so now he has this book thing and he reads it and hes all like HOLY SHIT!! this bitch is crazy so beettle and jenna dont beleave him so he shows them the book then there like damn sucka you was right so 409 and lucy come out of nowhere and there like yo man whered theses fuckas come from then you go to a book stor and buy the book and read it yourself you lazey basterd

i will say this at the end septimus has a new "play pall" if you know what im saying