Sad thoughts.

[Static]

You know it's sad because I really like disco... But being the true macho man I am I can't admit it to most people.

I would love to go down the street blastin' "It's raining men" in my car but people just can't except a perfectly straight and masculine man would like that...

It makes me cry but cause I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!

 

[TrOiK]

Dude, me and my homies used to listen to that shit on the daily. fuck everyone. Do what you want.

 

[CerebralChain]

If I can listen to Japanese magical girl songs in public, you can listen to American disco.

 

[Static]

Sad Thought #2:
I sweat a lot. I just came back from the gym and my nuts smell like a bakery... Now I love bread, but I can't sample my own balls... Such a flavor gone to waste.
I guess that's why the Call it the Blues.

 

[Static]

Sad Thought / reality #3: Lacking in finger strength..

Sometimes my fingers seem to just quit on me. I came in from outside and was taking a poop... As I finished I wadded up some toilet paper. I was whiping my bum and in that instance my finger felt they needed a break. So they lost their grip on the T.P. and I scratched my butthole and it still hurts.

 

[TrOiK]

Sad Thought / reality #3: Lacking in finger strength..

Sometimes my fingers seem to just quit on me. I came in from outside and was taking a poop... As I finished I wadded up some toilet paper. I was whiping my bum and in that instance my finger felt they needed a break. So they lost their grip on the T.P. and I scratched my butthole and it still hurts.

Dude you get ravaged Daily.

 

[Theroy]

Err, who are you trying to kid. There's no way in hell anyone would confuse you for a macho man. If I seen you in a car blasting it's raining men. I would think that homeless guy must've stolen that car from a girl I better inform the the authorities before he goes and molests some children. Once he's out of the car and runs a block I'm sure he'll be out of breath.

 

[Static]

I laughed so hard my balls switched places.

 

[c9h13no3]

*facepalm*

 

[Static]

Sad Thought #4: Am I truely a man?

I have never stained the toilet bowl with **** streaks.

You know what I mean, after taking a healthy poo poo and you flush you can see the smarks of crap leftoff on the toilet wall. I have never done this and feel like less of a man for not having done it.


Smarks was not a typo.