Rygon's Urinal Theory

[Magikarp]

Today was a very enlightening day for me at school: I have discovered a mathematical anomaly known as the "Urinal Theory."

My urinal theory states that 7 urinals are actually equal to 6 urinals. Here's how it works: whenever you use a urinal, it is very important that you choose one that is not beside another guy, cuz thats ****ed up, and it looks like your trying to "compare."

Therefore, if there are 7 urinals, and 3 are taken, then a rational person will know that its sick and wrong to use a urinal inbetween two other dudes.

So, what's the point of having 7 urinals? 6 urinals and 7 urinals will both just have a maximum use of 3. Therefore, 7 = 6.

 

[DB]

If I really have to take a piss. I don't really care if somebody's next to me or not.

 

[Static]

seriously its all good but when you gotta piss you gotta piss... so you do the lean back... your pissing and you just tilt your head back and look at the ceiling and say to yourself... "I wonder how they got those fans up there." and then its all good.

 

[sprucegoose]

i just look dead on at the wall in front of me and hope no sickos checking me out

 

[VegetaClam]

I pretend I'm in the women's bathroom. Then I look around and see all the chicks and realize I made a mistake and am in the women's bath room.. Then Touch myself till the cream comes.

That is all.

-VC

 

[l33t bunny master]

I know what you mean but the fact remains if you gotta go u gotta go, so then i'd probably use a stall and piss in the toilet.

 

[Zeroth]

look at my big dick!
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look a kirbys dick (>")>==========(}

 

[l33t bunny master]

originally posted by Lord Hishado
look at my big dick!
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look a kirbys dick (>")>==========(}

WOW u really suck at drawing dicks with no testicles.and also what did that have do do with this topic eh??????

 

[Magikarp]

Its a mathematicl theory goddamit. Maybe Ill get the nobel prize, "Rygon for his theory on urinals."

You all know that you compare with other dudes. Just admit it.

 

[Miss]

You stated that 7 unrinals are equal to 6 when yet they are both only 3? That doesn't make sense then there would only be 3.

 

[Samsara]

um couldnt 4 people use 7 urinals? w/e mention "Edd" at your nobel prize speech.

 

[Cert]

http://www.flasharcade.com/game.php?urinal

play the game. learn.

 

[Arkillo]

This was on the man show like 4 years ago...

 

[Sogeking]

what about at ball games wehre they have a trough as a urinal?

 

[Magikarp]

Well, the Urinal theory that 6 = 7 was my idea. It was a math thing.

LoL, fun game too. I got all of them right =P.

 

[amrtin77]

i dont compare. actually the thought never came to me.. i always just walk up to a urinal and take a piss. if its beside someone so be it.

 

[Spirit-Reaper]

Originally posted by Cert
http://www.flasharcade.com/game.php?urinal

play the game. learn.

LOL!! That was the funniest flash game ever...

 

[Cert]

i know im awesome at finding funny shit arnt i? yeah go me

 

[B)ushid(o]

What kind of sick bastard would look at someone's wee-wee in the bathroom?

 

[cxoli]

Wow, reading this has been an...elightening experience. Rygon, I like your theory. It seems to make sense, though I wouldn't know because, well, I'm not a guy. ::cough:: Anyway....