Russia

[Jiggy]

Russia is a stupid country. The people are gay and rude. I have russian people next door and they are damn annoying. Always throwing partys while I try to sleep. And they have these two dogs that always crap on my lawn. Im so tempted to shoot them with my paintball gun. That would be funny. So back to Russia. What a gay country. Half their buildings look like they are trying to copy the tajmahal or whatever it is. Its bullshit.

 

[Dragnskull]

If your having problems with the neighbors dogs, i have a few suggestions for you:


1. Using napalm (read my thread "Playing with fire") attack them...go for the groin and the eyes.

2. using bottle rockets, bologna, and duct-tape, lure the dog to you, and tape one bottle rocket to each leg *facing up* make sure you taped them on good enough where they wont shoot off him. trust me this is funny. it wont kill them or make them fly, but its good for a laugh.

3. -IF- you kill them...get a leash and tie them to the back of your neighbors car (on the trailor hitch if they have one) and throw the dead carcus under the vehicle. Watch for when your neighbors leave to the store (or wherever) and watch...its funny. Theyll either 1) notice and freak out, or 2) they wont notice and a cop will hopefully stop them.

4. Taking a shotgunshell *a live one, not a used one or a dud* put a cracker on the brass end, and put a thumbtac *needle side facing the cracker) on top, be VERY CAREFUL doing this, you can lose your fingers and/or hand to this little ****er. push the needle of the tac in a TINY bit, and put a piece of tape from one side of the live shell to the other, going over the tac. set it cracker side up in the dog house and wait for the dog to step on it /nock it over. This is instant death for a dog most likely.

Drawing:
============== <== Tape(make it go over tac like so, and push down on sides)
.....T.....<== Thumbtack
=======<== Cracker
..;.....;..
..;.....;.. <-- Shotgun shell
..;.....;..

(dont pay attention to periods in that picture, i had to put them there)

WARNING: Number 4 CAN DO BODILY HARM AND/OR KILL YOU OR ANYONE NEAR YOU! I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS.

 

[Ntrik_]

very stereotypical of you jiggy, jus cuz ur russian neighbours are like that, im sure whole country isnt...


wheres otmorosok lol

 

[Jiggy]

OMG! Im definatly using the napalm one. Number 4 sounds to risky.


I was just messin around but im supprised the russian isnt saying anything.

 

[Dragnskull]

i have something else to do since you hate your neighbors so much, this time involving there car:

1. Take a whistle (an ordinary whistle you buy at the dollar store or whatnot, but make sure it doesnt have the ball inside it, use the ones that only use air.) and sneak to there car late at night (so no one sees you) using Duct-tape (gotta love that stuff) reach as far into the exhaust pipe as you can, and ductape the whistle to the side (making sure the mouthpiece is facing against the wind so it will blow into it)

when they drive there car will be wistleing for "some strange reason" hehehe...they might even take it to the mechanic and pay 100 bucks for a diagnostic only to learn theres a whistle...evil.

2. (this ones kinda dirty) Using a ziplock bag...take fecies (dog/animal/human, yours / your friends/ whatever) *i suggest having someone thats really drunk piss for you* fill the bag with ne of those, or anythign else that reeks and looks horrible, fill it about an inch - an inch and a half thick, then seal it closed...put it in the freezer over night, itll harden into a cube *Yes i know this is a sick thing to do, but the aftermath is halarious* wait till they leave there window down on the car just a bit (hence why you only want it to be an inch or so thick) and open the bag, put it on the edge of the window and push the bottom of the bag (making it slide inside the car) disgard the bag and wait for the morning when your neighbor gets ready to go to work

i suggest getting abag of popcorn and moving the sofa next to the window with the best view.

 

[Jiggy]

AHHH HAHAHAHAHA I applaude your creativity!

 

[Qwerty_99]

All I can say.

Mental Facility.

 

[Wing Zero]

There kinda = to US, any way wow a neighborhood family = all russians like that, Maby is called culture? same with Buildings its culture and its there way of building things

 

[Dragnskull]

Originally posted by Qwerty_99
All I can say.

Mental Facility.

if ur taklin about me, i agree. i just havnt been cought by ne one yet and sent there.

 

[Jiggy]

HA I love this place.

 

[Kuzmich]

Originally posted by Jiggy
Russia is a stupid country. The people are gay and rude. I have russian people next door and they are damn annoying. Always throwing partys while I try to sleep. And they have these two dogs that always crap on my lawn. Im so tempted to shoot them with my paintball gun. That would be funny. So back to Russia. What a gay country. Half their buildings look like they are trying to copy the tajmahal or whatever it is. Its bullshit.

1. Just because other people are not loosers like you and have a life doesnt mean they gay, it means you are "special"
2. They rude? Did they make you cry? Lol.
3. Thanks to Russia, you not speaking German
4. Thanks to Russia you have vodka
5. Thanks to Russia you have Alaska
6. Thanks to Russia you put a mna on the moon, you wouldnt bother if you had no competition.
7. Thanks to Russia they kept your country in its place for 70 years
8. In Russia people are killed for being gay, so you shouldnt go there for any reason
9. About our buildings, they are efficient, and we dont want to waste money like US.
10. Why da **** did i decide to number this?
11. Thanks to Russia, Europe isnt all gay French.

 

[sprucegoose]

well since otormosk is always flaming america i guess ill flame russia.....THOSE POOR SHIT EATING BASTARDS DESERVE TO DIE DIEEEEE I SAAAAAY DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
























o ya i almost forgot the governemts horrible

 

[Kuzmich]

NIce one, a good show of your retardeness. Common Canadians, British, Jews, have pride in your great nations remember that your nations are not ignorant, help a brother out.

 

[Kuzmich]

NIce one, a good show of your retardeness. Common Canadians, British, Jews, have pride in your great nations remember that your nations are not ignorant, help a brother out.

 

[t.A.T.u97]

I LOVE Russia! If a country can have t.A.T.u come from it then it is the best country.

 

[c9h13no3]

I love russia. Just not otto. His butt seks is sub par.

 

[munchyman]

I have russian friends, and they not gay.........strange, but not gay...........and i like vodka and lesbian pop bands........yum

 

[sprucegoose]

nice double post noobzor

 

[Sabo]

#1 DragnSkull Your sick and ****ing twisted
#2 Russins are cool 8)

 

[Plumpamania]

3. Thanks to Russia, you not speaking German
4. Thanks to Russia you have vodka
5. Thanks to Russia you have Alaska
6. Thanks to Russia you put a mna on the moon, you wouldnt bother if you had no competition.
7. Thanks to Russia they kept your country in its place for 70 years

3. Throw it out the window your troops where throwing rocks, you can thank us for Hitler's son not being in Moscow.
4. Its a date rape drink, only Russians need that.
5. Thank you for Alaska you moron.
6. Um we would have anyway there was no real competition, who folded out?
7. Kep us in our place, give me a break. Your country tried to play with the big boys and got shot down time and time again.

So umm yea thanks for Alaska.