Riddle Thread

[Speaker]

Post a riddle, next person answers and gives another riddle.

I will Start:

What is heavy Backwards, but not forwards?

 

[ORC-r0x0r-ROC]

I car with lots of dead bodies in the back?

 

[Speaker]

no, the answer is TON.

what is heavy forawards but (the word) NOT backwards.

When you answer, your uppoed to supply a riddle for the next poster

 

[DigitalElite]

OK...

Two men walk into a bar at the exact same time, order the exact same drink...any drink, such as martini on the rocks. One person pounds it and sprints out the door. the other man drinks his slowly and leaves. The one who drank the drink fast drops dead outside the bar. The other guy who drank the drink slowly walsk out and continues with his life. If the two guys drank the same drink at the same bar, at the same time, why did one guy die, and the other didnt? The guy dead had no physical wounds on him.

 

[Speaker]

one guy was a sheriff and went to get a quick drink then ran outside and got shot by robbers...

wait..

one was a sherrif.. one was a robber... the one drinking fast was robber..noticed the other was sheriff..ran outide, and the sheriff shot him?

 

[DigitalElite]

no...but since you said that I forgot to add something

 

[Thistle]

Well add it then!

 

[dP]

whats visible but you cant touch it

 

[Speaker]

Happiness?

Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How'd he do it

 

[DigitalElite]

Originally posted by FishDynasty
OK...

Two men walk into a bar at the exact same time, order the exact same drink...any drink, such as martini on the rocks. One person pounds it and sprints out the door. the other man drinks his slowly and leaves. The one who drank the drink fast drops dead outside the bar. The other guy who drank the drink slowly walsk out and continues with his life. If the two guys drank the same drink at the same bar, at the same time, why did one guy die, and the other didnt? The guy dead had no physical wounds on him.

I am very very sorry...I got part of that backwards...


here is the right version...

Two men walk into a bar at the exact same time, order the exact same drink...any drink, such as martini on the rocks. One person pounds it and sprints out the door. the other man drinks his slowly and leaves. The one who drank the drink fast walks out and continues with his . The other guy who drank the drink slowly lifedrops dead outside the bar. If the two guys drank the same drink at the same bar, at the same time, why did one guy die, and the other didnt? The guy dead had no physical wounds on him.

 

[DB]

Originally posted by FishDynasty
I am very very sorry...I got part of that backwards...


here is the right version...

Two men walk into a bar at the exact same time, order the exact same drink...any drink, such as martini on the rocks. One person pounds it and sprints out the door. the other man drinks his slowly and leaves. The one who drank the drink fast walks out and continues with his . The other guy who drank the drink slowly lifedrops dead outside the bar. If the two guys drank the same drink at the same bar, at the same time, why did one guy die, and the other didnt? The guy dead had no physical wounds on him.

The guy was moving slowly because he was elderly, and he had a heart attack...

I don't have a riddle... Somebody make one for me.

 

[Thistle]

What runs but does not walk,has a bed but does not sleep, a mouth but does not speak.

 

[DB]

Originally posted by Faerie
What runs but does not walk,has a bed but does not sleep, a mouth but does not speak.

A river... or your mom.



Somebody else think of another riddle.

 

[DB]

The answer is time.





Another riddle, please.

 

[DigitalElite]

your answer to mine was wrong...this isnt a very well thought out thread...

 

[DB]

Originally posted by FishDynasty
your answer to mine was wrong...this isnt a very well thought out thread...

There are many possibilities as to why it could of happened. But, what was your answer to your riddle?

 

[Thistle]

what is red and green and red and green?

 

[DigitalElite]

"Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it?"

Sonic Boom

"what is red and green and red and green?"

Christmas

ok, another one by me...

what do you own, but other people use more than you.

 

[DB]

The emperor dies and two men, the true heir and an impostor, both claim to be the rightful heir. Both fit the description of the rightful heir: about the right height,age,and general appearance. Finally, one of the elders proposes a test to identify the true heir. One men agrees to the test while the other refuses. The one who agreed is immediately sent on his way, and the one who refused is correctly identified as the rightful heir. How is this possible?

 

[dP]

because the test is 'suck my white ass'


what is big, white and it drives people crazy?