Recent Maintenance Issues? Oh Really?

VegetaClam

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My Sweet Sweet Brothers,

Well what i heard is that ChrisUK, was going through the old server web files and stumbled onto Skuzzy's Stash of Russian Lezzy porn. He got so Excited and started spraying jizz every which way, of course some of it landed on the Server Shorting it out. They had to call The topless maids to come clean it up. They wouldn't just lick it up like a good woman would, Had to pay them 50 bucks Extra... Hope that helps explain the down time.

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I dont get it.
 
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stop conforming to unconformity, like the malodorous boil on the anus of society you are, ****face
 
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ur text says STFU but your bunnies say "we wuv u", maybe u should confer with one another b4 u start pissin ur bunnies off, mr. xwing
 

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The bunnies are not mine...


And I don't know WTF they are saying.... Probably rape coRtALoS or something...
 
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no, they love me, they told me.
 

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Hey Jeff stfu YOU DIDN'T HELP, you gotta be one of the biggest morons I have ever met on BF... and I remember back when BF had only 20,000 people, congrats


I think what really happened was cort got too horny and raped the server :/
 

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I think VC's theory is closest to the truth...and number boy and jeffdiddy are both idiots, but compared to number boy, jeffdiddy is Stephen Hawking.
 

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If VC is telling the truth I want to see some of this porn
 

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that does sound like a reasonable explination to the recent problems....

thanks you clam, for spreading a little bit of light on this dark situation....covered in jizzum....
 

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Originally posted by 1123581321345589
stop conforming to unconformity, like the malodorous boil on the anus of society you are, ****face
i dont belive the size of your text means you are a sheep...
you seem like an agnostic nihilst to me :)
 

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I think Chris THinks were all immature..

wonder when he get thatÜ
 

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