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1. God loves you, does your god love you? Or are u made into their slaves after?
2. God is the only God who can shoot missles.
3. Jesus has a gun (TIGHT!!!) Do you see any other Man-God with a gun?
4. God changes colors! Can your god do that?
5. In heaven, you can get you water as wine (or beer) so every time you turn on the tap, instant beer.
6. You dont give presents on birthdays, u GET presents. Example, its Christmas, God sends his butler Santa to break in your house and give u presents.... (okay u never got anything from santa, but who cares? everyone loves (to diss) Santa. Fat and old.
7. Everyon loves X-mas
8. There only 1 God so you dont have to go to 10 temples every day to avoid going to hell, besides, some christians dont even go to church.... they still go to heaven (usally)
9. You only have to read like 2 paragraphs and you are consider Christain. You dont have to read like you whole frickin book and go like "I read my holy book or w/e"
10. God breaths fire, makes pie, and gives you women in exchange of parts of your ribs.
11. Sure, science is there, BUT! wudda ya do after you die? "I MUST CONTINUE THE FOOD CHAIN FOR IT IS SCIENCE! LIKE STAR TREK!" Or u can get frozen and er....get frozen... If you Christian you go to heaven and diss virtual hobos (they dont give u real hobos)
12. If you do go to hell, er... u can become one of those KISS guys...
So convert now!
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2. God is the only God who can shoot missles.
3. Jesus has a gun (TIGHT!!!) Do you see any other Man-God with a gun?
4. God changes colors! Can your god do that?
5. In heaven, you can get you water as wine (or beer) so every time you turn on the tap, instant beer.
6. You dont give presents on birthdays, u GET presents. Example, its Christmas, God sends his butler Santa to break in your house and give u presents.... (okay u never got anything from santa, but who cares? everyone loves (to diss) Santa. Fat and old.
7. Everyon loves X-mas
8. There only 1 God so you dont have to go to 10 temples every day to avoid going to hell, besides, some christians dont even go to church.... they still go to heaven (usally)
9. You only have to read like 2 paragraphs and you are consider Christain. You dont have to read like you whole frickin book and go like "I read my holy book or w/e"
10. God breaths fire, makes pie, and gives you women in exchange of parts of your ribs.
11. Sure, science is there, BUT! wudda ya do after you die? "I MUST CONTINUE THE FOOD CHAIN FOR IT IS SCIENCE! LIKE STAR TREK!" Or u can get frozen and er....get frozen... If you Christian you go to heaven and diss virtual hobos (they dont give u real hobos)
12. If you do go to hell, er... u can become one of those KISS guys...
So convert now!
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