Shadow1psc
Member!
SourceDo you want a PS3?? Are you planning on camping out for the new ass kicking Playstation 3? Feeling uncertain that it might not be safe to wait in line by yourself?
My name's Willie. My friends call me Big Brotha Willie. I will stand in line next to you when the store opens and help you secure your purchase. I am 6'7" with a body like a professional body builder. I have worked for night clubs in San Francisco and am able to hurl a 160lb body 10 feet off the curb.
We will be friends for the last 2-3 hours of your wait in line. Anyone that tries to cut in front of you will get a straight uppercut to the face. When the store opens, for $50 extra I will leave the line and start throwing elbows if last minute a$$holes start rushing the door.
I don't care what store it is, I will go with you. Maybe afterwards we can hang out at your place and play some games. Maybe not.
I roffled.
