Post your worst encounters w/ newbs

[4ero]

pOST UR wORST ENCOUNTER W/ NEWBS

1. Newb1 barb has 2 alibabas and has 4 nef runes in each of them. I ask why and he says FOR THE QUADROOPLE KNOCKBACK
4ero: -_- have fun knocking meph back to travincial

2. I show newb2 a 160/60 ias archon and he goes LOL NEWB THATS CRAP!! ( and shows me a +2 to necros rare wand )

!!NEW!! 3. a newb and I were trading.
Newb1: Wug
I show him all my stuff (Ao ith, Bugg shaft, hexes, wrings, wgloves etc)
Newb1: OMG NEWB UR A EBAYER
and he says that over and over and pisses everyone off in the trade game.
so i put a msg over my head !<------ NEWB and follow him around
Newb1: HOW DO YOU DO THAT STOP IT U NOOOOOOOOB
I keep following him with the newb sign above my head. Then he types, <======== NEWB (without the '!')
4ero: lol, you dissed urself
Everyone in the game laughs at him
Newb1 (*Newblet1) has left the game. Diablo's minion's weaken.

===========I can't think of anything right now I'll post more later

 

[Khull]

Retarded noobs that dont listen or pay attention and think there godly I cant stand. . .

Worst Encounters:

ME: I go into this new char game.
Retard: I got Isenhearts helm, anyone need?
Me: (I needed helm for full set) Yea (I put up arcannas helm for trade)
Retard: Omg noob your not gettin shit with tht helm. I want a soj for this!
Me: lol good luck, 99% of people give it away for free, your lucky I even offered something. . .
Retard: STFU NOOB! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

:rolleyes

(Im with my 80 hammerdian ina dueling game, a lvl 60sum necro joins to duel)
Me: (I hostile, but he asks something)
Necro: Lemmie see whatcha use
Me: (I show him the basic hammerdian gear, I shouldent need to explain)
Necro: Wow, ok lets duel now
Me: (I killed him in 1 hit)
Necro: How much dmg you do?
Me: around 10k
Necro: OMG HACKER!
Me: . . .Best hammerdians to over 13k dmg
Necro: IM A BNET SECRATARY AND IMA REPOT YOU FOR HACKING...(Blah Blah Blah. . . )
Me: w/e noob
Necro: (throws a fit)

Honestly I like helping newbies just as much as the next guy, but theres a fine line of bein new, and bein just straight-out retarded. . .

 

[fumanchu]

Ive seen too many in my days. and ive only played for 3 years.


I entered a trade game and this guy says he has SS.( which i needed)
he says to join his game.
i join and he says ill brb.

come back with a mule and says this

GIMME YOUR SS OR YOU WILL BE HACKED.
(repeats like 500 times when i dont even have a SS)
calls me a liar. (which by that time got me flamin mad)
I told the dude to get a life and stop scammin people because if that was in real life he'd be in the hospital, but then again the noob couldnt read either.

another one was:

n00b: i can dupe.
Me: yeah sure
n00b: yea look (puts up two white rings)
me: ooo wow 2 white rings ( showed mine)
n00b: i got more (starts moving two around then finially puts up identical ones)
Me: stop wasting my time I wanna do cows
n00b: dude you lost your chance of being rich

needless to say i still got rich that game... his body popped
muahahaha

and some were like i drop you drop games. (I join and see if they really drop there items)
and other stuff like that. i might start "fake" scamming to see what reactions would be. And if they wanna be a douche about it ill keep the items.

 

[Ntrik_]

i have to say this.. but when i was rushing..
noob: plz rush me..
me: ok.. (goes to cata wp2) my tp
noob:... (no movement or reply)
me: my tp
me: my tttppp
me: MY TP!!!! DAMN IT
noob: what is tp?
me: my town portal...
noob: whats that?
me: jus click the damn blue thing inthe town
noob: oh ok ;P
me: ... (starting to get angry, goes to cata 4) my tp
noob: ...
me: my town portal
noob: the blu thing? (clicks and dies) AHHH WTF U HACKER!
me: no.. u jus died... stupid
noob: oh ok, sry about that, (comes back in, andy dies, act 2 now)
me: my tp (at far oasis, no reply or no movement from the noob, i leave)

 

[CorruptedDusty]

Newbie: What are frostburns?
Me: There these really cool boots.

later i see this.

Newbie: LOOKING FOR FROSTBURN BOOTS /w ME!!!

 

[Kao]

No, I have the worst of all time:

I'm playing in a1 normal with my mf zon, and this guy joins and says (FYI I'm on ladder):

Newb: Are you on ladder?
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOL (I actually hurt + cried after that.)

God, I love idiots, they make the game fun!

 

[Entos]

@ kao, maybe he was asking if u had anotehr character on ladder (just maybe...)

 

[CyberneticSheep]

oh god so many....
i drop you drop game
Newb: whats rules
cyber: we both drop items and try and run for them, good items only (the game name is Elite Drop game) if you lose your item too bad if you get an item, great. still wanna play ?
noob: yaaah
cyber: ok, ill go first
noob: oook
cyber: (drops trangs belt, noob runs for it, cyber picks up belt)
noob: daaamn
cyber: ok your turn
noob: (drops tome of town portal)
cyber: wtf?!
noob: (pix up tome) haha you didnt get it!
cyber: i didnt want it ! i buy em at npc !!
noob: ownz ure shitty belt !!!
cyber: (exits game)

cyber: enters game with full trangs on
noob: OMG U HAXOR WTF U LOOK LIKE A MONSTER!!!111!!
Cyber: uh its full trangs.... its a set...
noob: STOP LYIN hAXXOR! IM REPORTIN YOUR ASS!
Cyber: yeah, whatever.... leaves game

So i enter an 'i dupe here' game, for fun.
So im llike do you dupe, go says yeah. As im not a total moron i go buy something from charsi and say here, dupe this. He says no. Im like why not, you can't ? hes like no i can i just dont want to get an error in my memory. So he tells me to dupe. Im like, uh, how ? and why would i want an error in my memory ? he goes umm.... fine ill dupe. So im like ok dupe this (still crappy item from charsi) then ill let you dupe an soj. Hes like wait, your trying to scam me ! and leaves the game.

more later ....

 

[JLeeAZN]

mm the only newbs i see are crappy traders

otheres are just crappy duelers, that start whining once u own em

i went up to this guy once who wanted to see me gear, i showed him enigma, and showed up a shadow plate thing with like 1700 defense and he was all like OWNED

i was like....er....

~JLeeAZN~

 

[CyberneticSheep]

lmao yeah. This guy found a toothrow in my game he was like OMFG YES TOOTHROW !!!!!!!!! iwas like, its not that rare man... he started spazing how newbish i am. so im like ok come look at this. i showed him my shako and occy and an soj, he shows me his suicide branch and hes like OWNED !!!!!!!!!!1. so he asks this guy in the game with us, whats better ? suicide branch or occy shako and stone of jordan ? go goes mmm... im not suuure.... but im inclined to say suicide branch. i then left the game, amazed

 

[dx2000]

hahaha yea I have had some pretty fun encounters with noobs. My favorites are when I wear my enigma and teleport my necro around and noobs are all "HOW THE HELL DO YOU DO THAT?!!" Same when I wear the full trangs set. I just reply "Im a haxor". They usually then ask me to teach them how and I just laugh. Ive also had the ones where people see my stuff and are like "I have the whole sigons set so I will rock your ass." Then when they die, they just bitch a lot. Gatta love the noobs. O yea, and the ones who do not know ANYTHING drive me nuts. "Talk to Cain." "Whats that?" -_-

~ DX2000

 

[OneEliteMof0]

In 1.09 i used to rush people norm/nm for free all the time. I once went into this game with this newb who wanted a rush. As i send a tp to wait for him to enter i notice he never comes. So i keep asking him to come over and over, and he says busy, just a sec.

After waiting too long i go into town only to find him chasing around the town chickens.

I was speachless and coudlnt believe it!!!

 

[4ero]

yea i hate retarded newbs on d2... they call me a newb cuz i have 40 hex and they cant afford it, when they have shit like buriza -_-

 

[ArcaneLegend]

back in 1.09, i joined one of those "i dupe for free" games, and the guy there asked me what i wanted to be duped. i gave him a superior spiked club or something, and he kept asking like 5 or 6 times, "are u sure u want me to dupe this?"

one time i joined this dueling game where several ppl were already dukin it out. one necro was spazzing about having his gold taken, and threatened to report us to blizz. lol...

 

[CyberneticSheep]

I ust love how everyone thinks blizz cares so much.... they couldnt care less !

 

[M3_feelin_0wn3d]

blizz rockz ^^ bnet sux

i joined a duel game. there was this lvl 90 druid . i am mf cold sorc with no duel equip and he kept going like. OMG I OWNED YOU NOOB!
(me lvl 82 btw)

isnt it just plain normal that a druid ownz a sorc . and SPECIALLY A MF SORC!! (killed him bout 2 times though )



one trade game i showed a guy a jah rune. he said : ok u can get this for it (puts down a cheap almost minimum gaze)
i say: my rune is like 20x that thing
he : loloolololol noob its just a rune!!! (and left)

0_0

 

[Kantot]

lets see most noobish thing i ever saw was i traded a guy an occulus for an soj i also traded my skullders for 2x cold skill charm lol and the guy rushed me so i can socket the skullders

 

[Qwerty_99]

The third one in the first post that 4ero made is probably the funniest. Ahhh, let me go through all my newb encounters and pick a few out.... 5 minutes later. Here we go:


Newb: DOES NE ONE GOT A WAYPOINT TO STONY FIELD
Me: i do
Newb: GO THERE AND MAKE A TP
Me: umm ok
I go there and make a tp and the newb goes to stony field through the waypoint.
Newb: HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHA I PWNED JOO I ALREADY HAVE THE WAYPPOINT TO STONY FIELD HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: you owe me a tp now
Newb: HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAH YOU SUCK I PWN JOO!!!!!!!!!!!1
Me: *extremely harsh word*
I leave the game dazzled.



I join a game and get rushed along with a newb through act 1. Afterwards, I go to act 2 but the newb doesn't.
Me: hey, you coming?
Newb: make a tp
Me: ummm, im in act 2 and youre in act 1
Newb: im to lazy to talk to that bitch warriv make a tp now
Me: i said, im in act 2 and youre in act 1 it wont work
Newb: yes it will
Me: no it wont
Newb: stop being gay
Me: im not gay
Newb: man you stupid n00b
Me: look who's acting stupid
The guy doesn't respond for a bit.
Newb: YOU SUCK HAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!
I leave the game.

 

[JeffreyM]

Yesterday i made a tp in tals tomb and a noob wouldnt come through. He said youll pk me, your a pk-er....

I said dude i am here helping you, just come through.

No, you come to town. I said, dude i am standing at the thing where you put the staff, dont mess around.

Blah blah you pker....

I just left shaking my fist at the monitor, cause i like to rush these guys to meph for the drops lol.

 

[dP]

'the pker'

newb: hey want to get free soj?
dP: sure
newb: k go to cold plains
(i go there)
(he hostiles me)
newb: WTF Why cant i go through
(i wait for him)
(he comes out and meteor fire is everywhere
newb was slain by dP
newb: WTF U NEWB IM GIVING U WF ASSHOLE
newb left game