Post Noob Actions (ss's too!)

[Johnny]

lol i was lookin for runes so i decided to maybe do some rushing... here is my conversation with the rushee (i am hammerz_godly [gay name lol])



ps. i actually dont know how/never have reported anyone before, i was just seeing what his responce would be; i wonder why he had to go all of the sudden?

 

[EEX_ca_aok]

Umm lol

I don't have a screenie but heres a good one:

noob: Ok, I know how to dupe. You see that spot on the ground, you need to walk there in EXACTLY 5 steps, cycle through your skills, and drop your best item.
me: Blizzard has no way to detect how many graphical steps your character takes retard, that's client side.
noob: no no I work for blizzard I'm just being nice.
me: you do know that Blizz employies sign contracts forbidding them to exploit their own games.
noob: OMFG JUST DO IT AND DROP YOUR BEST ITEM.
me: *does it* *drops pot of health*
noob: OMFG I'M GONNA BAN YOUR CD-KEY NOOB.
me: k.
Noob has left the game.
me: Retard.

 

[Full-Torqe]

Umm lol

I don't have a screenie but heres a good one:

noob: Ok, I know how to dupe. You see that spot on the ground, you need to walk there in EXACTLY 5 steps, cycle through your skills, and drop your best item.
me: Blizzard has no way to detect how many graphical steps your character takes retard, that's client side.
noob: no no I work for blizzard I'm just being nice.
me: you do know that Blizz employies sign contracts forbidding them to exploit their own games.
noob: OMFG JUST DO IT AND DROP YOUR BEST ITEM.
me: *does it* *drops pot of health*
noob: OMFG I'M GONNA BAN YOUR CD-KEY NOOB.
me: k.
Noob has left the game.
me: Retard.

Im pretty sure a real blizzard person wouldnt use words such as Noob

 

[Emperor Pan I]

noob action : http://www.battleforums.com/showthread.php?t=96899

 

[Johnny]

Noob Action:

noob action : http://www.battleforums.com/showthread.php?t=96899

meanie ><

 

[vampire-blade]

lol here's one of my "I-Rush 4 Forge" experiences:
(in "i rush 4 4rg" game)
noob joins our world
noob: "can you rush me plzzz"
noob: "can you rush me plzzz"
me: yeah make a game
noob: hmm
noob: y?
me: so you get quests
noob: ok game lolll 2
me: ok
noob has left world
(in game lolll 2)
noob: i need den!
me: just andy, dooing all the quests takes too long
noob: why?
me: because it takes to long
me: besides..
me: i give u wp's, and all drops
noob: COOL!
me: cata 2 wp up
(fast forward to when we arrive at forge, yeah, i killed the ****ing den monsters and got him cain too)
me: forge tp up
(noob comes down pickes up hammer and stands next to forge)
noob: why are u standing next to the forge??
me: because this is why i'm rushing you
noob: oh can i have the rune?
me: thats the one thing i'm doing this for
noob: why do you want my forge?
me: because i'm giving you hell rush
noob: and you want forge for that?
me: yes
noob: well no one ever told me
me: umm
noob: plzzz!!
noob: plzzz!!!
noob: go stand on the other side of the map plzz
me: no
noob: plzzz, i could just leave
me: go for it, u leave and you'll have a hell of a time getting back to this point, no one will help you because they'll want your forge to
me: stop acting like a noob and hit the forge and give me drop
noob: plzzz!
(i decide to move to the other side of the map and use tele when he hits forge)
noob: i said go back to town
noob: plz
me: no (and go stand back at forge)
me: quit your noob shit and just hit the ****ing forge!!
me: damn dont act like a noob, we could be done by now
noob: can i have rune if its good one?
me: yeah, just hit the ****in forge
noob: go stand on the other side of the map plzz
(i bearly step away)
me: there, no hit it or just leave i really dont care anymore
noob: plzzz give me rune
noob: say you promise
me: **** you
noob: plzzz!!!
me: i'm going to stand right next to this forge and just watch some tv until u hit it or leave i dont care.
noob: fine!!!
(noob finally hits forge and um drops, i nab the rune and pgems.)
noob: you said i could have rune!!! plzz i need um!!!!
me: **** you noob, after you acting like a dumbass!!!!
me: *saves and exits*
he still messages me all the time telling me hes stuck in hell and hell hack my comp if i dont finish his rush. Ahhh, i love /dnd

 

[The Voice Of God]

very nice now its my turn

noob:u gib rush?
me:yes
noobkay give me the item
me:im not giving away items....
noob;but you said you give rush.
me:yes i do now go in the tp for cat 4.
noob:i wont give my forge id you dont give me rush.
me:fine come trade me i got rush.
(i spellout rush in stamina pots and trade them too him).
noob:hey why arent the stamina pots stay like word?
me:they turn into anyword you want once you go in the tp.
noob:hey can we doo all my quest?
me:sure press alt-f4 and i will do quest four.

 

[Dragnskull]

this is a thread made by the noob that posted before me (the god dude)

http://www.battleforums.com/showthread.php?t=97728

pwnd by dragnskull.

ps. ur an idiot.

 

[RedGanksta]

i went into a trade game and some guy kept repeating " trade me a high def colored armor!! prefurably blue"

 

[Mist]

Noob: PP
Noob: PP
Noob: PP
Noob: PP
Noob: PP
Noob: PP
Noob: PP
Noob: PP
Noob: PP
Noob: PLZZZZ
Noob: PP
Noob: PP
Noob: PP
Intelligent Player: It's a bot.
Noob: PP
Noob: PP
Noob: PP
Noob: PP
Noob: PP
Noob: PP
Intelligent Player: IT'S A MOTHERF***ING BOT
Noob: PP

 

[Shadow-Hunter]

That1 is like when there is 2 partys in a game and then:
Noob: PP!!
Noob: PP!!
Noob: PP!!
Noob: PP!!
Noob: PP!!
Noob: PP!!
Me: U are in a party..
Noob: PP!!
Noob: PP!!
Noob: PP!!
Noob: PP!!
Me: U are in A ****ing party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noob: PP!!
Noob: PP!!
Noob: PP!!
Noob: PP!!
Me: LEAVE YOUR OWN PARTY MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noob: PP!!

 

[Mist]

its a message log, so read it bottom to top.... this was in a rush game and this person was rushing me...

 

[Shadow-Hunter]

Tals armor and amu super goods ? lol

 

[Pretendo]

first off its not blizzard its battle net and battle net and battle net doesnt give to shits about diablo plays there to into wow now and no way they would be in games and someone that says im going to report u im going to get ur key baned in a game doesnt know shit im sure they dont even know how to report someone and if they do im sure battle net doesnt give a shit they just put it in junk mail