Poor beard

[Forged]

I had to shave my beard off today. I loved my beard, all the good times we had together, the left over beer I found in it, and the mustache rides I was able to give. Unfortunatly, Corporate America is anti-beard, the need for money has overcome me and now I want to kill a panda.

The few people I have seen since cutting off the beard have told me I look better without it, but stupid girls and my mom don't count, I feel like a sixteen year old boy now.

Can any former beard owners lend words of solace to me after such a tragic event?

 

[Arkillo]

I've many experiences with it, but over time being cleanshaven starts to look better.