ladr
Member!
I did not write this "flame". Took it from a board that I really do not care for. It did not come from BH.
If you would tell me what you honestly think of this.
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Look, bitch, if I could muster up the time to 100% guaranteed sedate your sorry ass every night, I'd already have knocked you out with a 250 pound grandfather clock to the fat, fugly face, ya turdgobbler in turkish tights. So I'd appreciate it if you'd stop rattling off your rear end, as if we could tell the difference, like a threatened desert snake every single time you feel like your input matters anywhere but a hopelessly desperate sperm bank. To put it simply, by the time you've joined my mile high club, your jaw's gonna be in its upright and locked position or I'm gonna uppercut it there.
I mean, honestly, what the **** crawled up your ass and lived? You've been bouncing around our forums like YOU were carrying a kangaroo in YOUR sack. Is this your plan of attack? Well, if so, quit ****ing springing up all over the place or we'll make you a jack in a box 6 feet under. And no, we're not getting the varnished pine coffin. I'm not kidding, I'm seriously about to squeeze your balls until your dick inflates and tie it into a balloon kitty. Then, much to your chagrin, I'll hand it off to a rotweiler instead of a curious young boy and watch him get some pussy.
Like roast beef in the veggie sandwich, you're out
If you would tell me what you honestly think of this.
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Look, bitch, if I could muster up the time to 100% guaranteed sedate your sorry ass every night, I'd already have knocked you out with a 250 pound grandfather clock to the fat, fugly face, ya turdgobbler in turkish tights. So I'd appreciate it if you'd stop rattling off your rear end, as if we could tell the difference, like a threatened desert snake every single time you feel like your input matters anywhere but a hopelessly desperate sperm bank. To put it simply, by the time you've joined my mile high club, your jaw's gonna be in its upright and locked position or I'm gonna uppercut it there.
I mean, honestly, what the **** crawled up your ass and lived? You've been bouncing around our forums like YOU were carrying a kangaroo in YOUR sack. Is this your plan of attack? Well, if so, quit ****ing springing up all over the place or we'll make you a jack in a box 6 feet under. And no, we're not getting the varnished pine coffin. I'm not kidding, I'm seriously about to squeeze your balls until your dick inflates and tie it into a balloon kitty. Then, much to your chagrin, I'll hand it off to a rotweiler instead of a curious young boy and watch him get some pussy.
Like roast beef in the veggie sandwich, you're out