Please help Rami Kamfar A.K.A kao

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Rami_Kamfar

Hello everyone,

My name is Rami Kamfar. A.K.A kao. You know the guy with the verbal diarrhea. I like to shoot my mouth off cause I wasn't born with an anus so diarrhea shoots out of my mouth. I apologize to all of you if sh it flies out of my mouth. I can't help it. You know. Everyone has to poo sometimes. Remember I have no anus. With the Halal food i eat, my poo is mostly runny and sometimes very soft. I play alot of Diablo 2. I have no life. I tried getting a life but it didn't work. Everytime I would go on a date and try to kiss a girl. It never fails. Poo shoots out of my mouth and into hers. Whenever I go for a job interview. The same thing happens. I can't get a job cause the company that interviews me tells me I'm full of sh it.
I'm planning to get surgery so I can have an Anus.

Please....If you can help me. Go to your local bank and donate to the Rami Kamfar "I need a Anus fund"

I don't want sh it to fly out of my mouth anymore.

Thanks

Rami Kamfar

Here is some info about myself.

Another note(!): I'm Iranian. I was born in California. Are you going to try and say im a terrorist? (Well, if you do, you will have the WRONG COUNTRY. Or that I ride camels? (WRONG COUNTRY). Or wear Turbans? (WRONG). What else can you come up with?

Oh by the way: Im 17 (senior) and will be going into the ARMY for 20 years (already signed contract and everything) so I can become a Communcations Specialist.

You know the funny thing? When I am done with the ARMY, businesses will be fighting for me. Hell, if I was good enough, I could near 150k a year. Do you make that much? Have you ever made that much? Didn't think so. Don't BS us.
 

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What the **** are you babbling about. Go away.
 

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LOL good one. The funny thing- I'm going to the AIR FORCE, and 18, and, by the way, who is "us"?

LOL I'm still laughing over this. This is (I think) the second time this has happened. lol....You people don't learn! You can't make fun of me like that- its been done before.
 

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Thanks Bag.

FYI: I use this computer and my home computer to post (218.12.146.179 - the first two may be switched).
 

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hahahahah... yes, this happened to kao before. the first time was funnier
 

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All you need to do is find a Girl and a boss with Scat Fetish..
There Problem Solved. Your welcome. I am here to help.

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Yea, that was an apology post. This one, is just ****ing retarded. Missed my age by a year, missed the right service, and just blows. Anyone care to dig up that old one? The User was KA0.
 

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Woo! thanks amrtin77!
 

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