Pirates of the Caribbean *possible spoilers*

[Lizardbreath]

IMHO this moview was about an 8/10. The graphics/humor was good and the storyline was pretty good also. The only part I thought needed some work was the end when there is an armada of ITC ships vs. the Pirates. Not one of the pirate ships (Besides the black pearl) went into battle and neither did the main fleet. I was expecting Colypso (SP?) to bust out a serious can of whoop ass on the fleet or something and then have the survivors duke it out. So yeah...What did you think>?

 

[TrongaMonga]

That's precisely what I think. To be honest, however, the story was a lot cliché.

But I still enjoyed it.

 

[Andrew]

I heard it's strained out. Is that true?

 

[Arkillo]

It was way to long.

Also, I guess whats her name is marroned on that island? Yeah, Callypso didn't do shit either.

But then again, I saw it at 1220 2 hours away from my house and I had to work at 6am the next day so...

 

[Wing Zero]

gonna watch it on 4chan in like 15 minutes

if its gonna suck o well its free

 

[Andrew]

I was thinking about downloading it too.. hmm.

 

[Arkillo]

Losers. Get some ****ing friends to see it with, jesus christ.

 

[Andrew]

I'm too lazy to go to the theaters.

 

[Lizardbreath]

That's pretty sad Andrew.

 

[Andrew]

Not really. I do enjoy going to the theaters occasionally, just not for every hyped up movie.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

********huge spoiler********

to be quite frank i think it sucked...the stupidity of many scenes actually made me laugh. Half of the scenes in the movie were completely irrelevant, and i just plain couldn't understand the other half...you gotta speak pirate to understand what the hell is going on. The scene when whats his bucket proposes to whats her name is the most grotesque spectacle of a scene i think i've ever laid eyes upon....i could just picture the kook that thunk up this particular act....."yeah i know what will strike the audience! have him propose on the brink of death!!! its gold!!!!1 and have them fight together to utter the words of holy matrimony! thats it...no wait! and have barbosa wed them! he'll make the perfect priest!!!" *writer jizzes himself*

and nothing pissed me off more than the audience awwing, and oooing every time that damn monkey appeared on the screen

 

[Wing Zero]

Losers. Get some ****ing friends to see it with, jesus christ.

only if they pay . im really picky what i spend on

didnt like it much. expected like an epic naval battle but gotten another gundam episode

 

[Andrew]

See. This is why I don't like going to theaters. You can end up wasting your money!

 

[Renzokuken]

The movie sucked. The whole hallucination thing and 50ft tall woman was SO ****ING LAME I THINK I MIGHT KILL MYSELF.

Fail/10 for this movie.

 

[TrongaMonga]

********huge spoiler********

to be quite frank i think it sucked...the stupidity of many scenes actually made me laugh. Half of the scenes in the movie were completely irrelevant, and i just plain couldn't understand the other half...you gotta speak pirate to understand what the hell is going on. The scene when whats his bucket proposes to whats her name is the most grotesque spectacle of a scene i think i've ever laid eyes upon....i could just picture the kook that thunk up this particular act....."yeah i know what will strike the audience! have him propose on the brink of death!!! its gold!!!!1 and have them fight together to utter the words of holy matrimony! thats it...no wait! and have barbosa wed them! he'll make the perfect priest!!!" *writer jizzes himself*

and nothing pissed me off more than the audience awwing, and oooing every time that damn monkey appeared on the screen

Actually, everyone that's the highest autorithy of something can marry you.

 

[Arkillo]

I thought it was common knowledge that the captain of a ship could legally marry people as long as they're out on open waters in their boat?

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

i know the cappy can marry, but the fact that its barbosa just makes me wanna gouge out my eyes...one second they are trying to kill each other, and the next they are all getting married and sucking each others dicks like all pirates...pirates suck end of story...i can predict the next 3 hour waste of time ...the midget pirate will become the captain, and marry jack and barbosa inside calypso's cave of a vagina, and william and elizabeth will get divorced cause wills having an affair with the monkey, so elizabeth starts ****ing jacks dad, and they have a baby pirate squid...or something similar

 

[Dragnskull]

i still dont understand why they released calypso, i mean it was a big part of the storyline, but id idnt see anything significant happen from it

 

[Wing Zero]

the maelstrom?

 

[TrongaMonga]

i still dont understand why they released calypso, i mean it was a big part of the storyline, but id idnt see anything significant happen from it

The big stormy crap!1 That made the rest of the british armada flee!

But yeah, Calypso sucked arse.