Paris Hilton is off to jail

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i've wished for things this awesome to happen....im so glad that we get to experience something sooo great in our lifetimes...better than 9-11!

i wanna **** sarah silverman so bad...shes the kinda girl that would pull your hair, and punch you and shit....awesome
 

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Haha, Paris Hilton blows.
 

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Paris Hilton is #1 whore
While Courtney Love is #1 crack whore
And Silverman is #1 nothing gg
 

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Awesome. Finally she is gone. Too bad they won't keep her longer. She deserves it.
 

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She was funny. This was the funniest thing I've seen her do since her stand-up. Everything else she has done (Guest appearances/her show) are horrid.
 

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funny in the since of "good jokes", i iddnt think so

but funny as in "saying that kinda shit right infront of paris" = ****ing halarious o_O

10/10 for it
 

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I never thought anything related to her was funny unless it was making fun of her. :O
 

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I wish I could be there and point and laugh at paris. She's uglier than nikki hilton. Now she is more a piece of ass than hilton. And, who's up for some wienerschnitzel and vodka! Auf Wiedersehen. Paris Hilton is langweilig und blod. Translation: Paris Hilton is boring and dumb. Also, Paris is Hilton ist blod blonde! Translation: Paris Hilton is a dumb blonde!
 

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whoz paris hilton

isnt that PAris, France?
 

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Boo, you don't know?
Please, everyone knows who that slut is.
Her friend is hotter than her anyways. Plus, Paris is quoted for saying she likes her small boobs, because she doesn't have to wear a bra. Then what does she do? Get implants up the ass and makes a bra clothing line. Money is god.

PS> Ntrik, your sig is awesome. I liked it more, however, without the Santa hat. OR, its not in season.
 

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They should have given Paris the death penalty.
 

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News story I read said it was 40 days. But yeah, what punishment. Having to stay in Paris Hilton's mansion for a while. God, with brutality like this, why would anyone ever commit crimes?
 

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