Oral Sex = Cancer

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Masturbation works too. Let's see...I started masturbating in 6th grade, 3x a day. 17 now...that's 5 years...365x5=1825x3=5475 +/- 100.

So I've masturbated roughly 5500 times.
 

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Who knew being promiscuous was a bad thing? I thought being sexually active was completely safe... :rolleyes
 

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I figured out that there wasn't another : at the end of rolleyes now the hard way :(
 

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Wow. I didn't know that was even possible. Now x42 has more material.
 

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Pulling out is no longer an option.
 

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Wow. I didn't know that was even possible. Now x42 has more material.
I won't use this as an excuse.

Peh, cancer linked to oral sex - who told those idiots to stick impure objects in their mouths? My parents told me not to put large objects in my mouth when I was really young.*
 

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I would hope that your not putting objects like this in your mouth :yum
 

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I can understand why they would tell that to you, but it does give pleasure to other people, you know.
 

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