One million and two signs that u play too much cs

[aphextwin]

1. u go on a kill spree irl
2. you call everyone a hacker
3. u say "leave now before the admin bans u" when u want someone to leave
4. u downloaded ur life (not really cs but its still a sign)
5. u have your very own ak-47 that you bought at a black market in russia
6. u rather play cs than goto your wedding
7. u have a cs bible
8. u try too hard

 

[Hot Action Akule]

9. you're a pimple faced nerd who squeels ("EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE") when a "****ING FAYGOT HACKER" kills you before yellin "LEAVE NOW YOU FAYGET BEFORE THE ADMIN BANS YOU!"

 

[Demon Child]

10. You would rather leanr about cs then go to school.
11. When ever you hear CS you think of Counter-Strike
12. You start calling everyone a hacker when they beat you at a sport
13. You carry a Deagle in your back pocket
14. Whenever people say "Lets go to a steam room" You log on to the steam network and wait for them to log on.

 

[OMGLOLWTFPWN]

15.You go jogging with a knife so you get home faster
16.You walk as slowly as possible to school so you can hear people sneaking around behind you
17.You can't seem to get the basketball in the net so you asked your coach how to adjust your sensitivity.

 

[Master.America]

This would be like... the third "too much CS" thread? None of them met the quota... and I must say... I think one million and two is a bit high.

18. You yell HACKER at LAN games (guilty...)
19. You player Counter-Strike at home, at school, and at your friend's house (guilty...)
20. You say out loud "c1" or "affirmative" whenever you are requested to do something (guilty...)

 

[Darkzero190]

This would be like... the third "too much CS" thread? None of them met the quota... and I must say... I think one million and two is a bit high.

18. You yell HACKER at LAN games (guilty...)
19. You player Counter-Strike at home, at school, and at your friend's house (guilty...)
20. You say out loud "c1" or "affirmative" whenever you are requested to do something (guilty...)

LMAO!!!!!!!! @ MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!


21.being a rank whore( oh i must kill him to be number one)
22.play from 11am-11pm and stop 2 sleep
23.Say GG when some one gets a lower score at a math test.
24. draw pics in skool awping some nub ina the head
25.calling everyone who gets more then 3 HS ina row a hacker

 

[Master.America]

Guilty of 22 (first time I played), 23 (I said "good game" though") and 24 (but it was an AK, not an awp). I never realized how dedicated I really am to this game...

26. Saying "pawned" when someone says a good diss. (turning into a habit...)

 

[DDRaddict]

27. call anyone who uses /rank a rank whore.
28. look a different direction when u see a can thrown.

@MA: i've done all that too lol. i actually still use c1 whenever people ask me questions. and i swear the guy at the lan was hacking so bad

 

[Darkzero190]

lol @ 28



29. talk all day with ur friends at skool nutting but CS and try 2 get ur other friends into the game.
30.as soon as one of ur friends is starting out playing u pwn him and cal him noob for months
31.you only have one game and that is CS......no systems( gameCube,ps2 etc..)

 

[DDRaddict]

32. whenever u have a name tag u don't put down your real name. you use your cs name.
33. when u hear loud noises u crouch and start to move still crouched.

 

[Darkzero190]

34. if you hear a backfire from a car and crouch, search ur pockets for a nade
35.if some one does'nt litsen to what your saying (like ur lil bro) u say i will ban or slay you if you dont
36. if u yell at ur momz for knowing u were in your room and calling her a wall hacker

 

[SephirothX89]

37. A super hot girl comes up to you and askes you out on a date, you say your busy then go home and play CS.
38. You call shrubs "scrubs"

 

[slimjim04]

39. Your in a clan <----Seriously

 

[Speedy]

39. Your in a clan <----Seriously

mmm not really... I now people who are in clans but are only on for practices and scrims.

40. Say "roger" or "neg" in instant messaging convos (done it =/)
41. In capture the flag you tell your team when they're running "STFU NUBS WALK"
42. In class you pass notes in '1337'
43. For school you write an essay on how uber l33t counter strike is.
44. You write another essay for school on how you spent your summer and the only thing you put down is "CS. GG nubs."

 

[Sicloan]

45. you call everyone and everything "nubs" if you dont like them / it.
46. You try a new game and say "this is not like counterstrike at all"
47. You are asked to go outside by your parents and decide to play "counterstrike" with your friends ourside with hocky sticks and toliet paper as grenades.

 

[OpIuM of MaGGoTs]

48. spend time thinking about which war3 skill your gonna take next.

 

[Demon Child]

48. spend time thinking about which war3 skill your gonna take next.

Wrong forum . This is counter-strike.

49. When someone says camp you go to a corner and wait for your prey.

 

[Speedy]

Wrong forum . This is counter-strike.

49. When someone says camp you go to a corner and wait for your prey.

...hes talking about the war3 mod on CS.

 

[_Ace]

50. When you get up and jump from your bed you crouch at the same time to get some extra speed.
51. You yell "fire in the hole" when you throw something at the floor / bin / someone's head.
52. You "goodgame" (as a verb) homework and exams.
53. You try doing quickswitch with your pens and pencils at school.
54. Whenever you hear the word flash you turn around.
55. When you play football and sprint you take your knife out.
56. You see a cop in the street and ask him if he's in a clan.
57. You go to take a shit and when you come out you say "The bomb has been planted".
58. In thanksgiving when your dad blesses the food or whatever you say "good luck, have fun"

 

[Demon Child]

...hes talking about the war3 mod on CS.

i hate that mod....

59. When you C/S your house you assume your house was Counter-Striked.