On the much debated subject of dendrophily...

[B~E]

...It's only natural to like trees... trees do so many great things for us. They give us shade, they give us food and lumber, they provide playtime in the form of treeforts, they give you something to burn... it's only natural that a sexaul relationship would come next. I prefer English oak my self. And ya, let's just say I've stuck a lot more than an axe into the one back in the backyard. Oh baby...

I'll tell you what is REALLY sick, is those pedo-dendrophiles. How could you be so depraved to force yourself on a defenseless sapling? It pains me to see the little guys, struggling to survive, but damaged beyond repair by the pedo-dendrophiles. For the love of all that is sacred, they're still green !

 

[Shadow1psc2k]

I'm pretty sure this should be moved to the asylum, and fast, but I see no wrong in dendrophilia. pedo-dendrophilia could often be done in mistake, seeing as alot of ignorant people don't know how to tell how old a tree is (a 5 year old tree could look like a 25 year old tree in most cases). On another note, how do you even go about doing... that... sort of thing... i dunno, doesn't make sense to me.

 

[B~E]

Oh, **** that, not the asylum. Maybe if the topic turn into flames and spam, but if it doesn not, it stays here, got it ? A topic only goes in the asylum depending on how the forumers replied in it, not how it started, silly or not.

 

[Shadow1psc2k]

well, the asylum is meant for more 'mature' discussions, and i think this would definately be qualified as such. The asylum isnt all just flames and spam, although that is how alot of people percieve it.

 

[CelestialBadger]

On another note, how do you even go about doing... that... sort of thing... i dunno, doesn't make sense to me.

There are two main techniques. First one involves lowering yourself, hind end first, onto a branch. Second one involves knot holes.

BE: I agree with you somewhat about the pedo aspect. However, it's often hard to prove, and when you're in need of a fix you don't have time to cut down the tree and count the rings. Besides, then it would be like...pedo-necro-dendrophilia.

 

[B~E]

When you think about it, its nearly impossible to tell if a human femal is of legal age or not. So I guess it is concivable that it must be much, much harder to say if a trees is old enough for sexual intercourse or not. Therefore, to be on the safe line, I suggest that we settle on very old trees. On the plus side, ents tend to be bigger, which naturaly mean that we'd have a larger area to work with.

 

[Thistle]

Wow only on battleforums will I see people having sex with trees...

 

[CelestialBadger]

Older trees are often just too big for my tender anus.

You bring out the worst in me. I like it though.

 

[B~E]

If you still think that sex with trees is the worst of you, you've missed the whole point behind my topic.

 

[dP]

wow people actually have sex with trees? wow thats ****ed up.

 

[Shadow1psc2k]

wow people actually have sex with trees? wow thats ****ed up.

*zoom* way over their heads

 

[B~E]

I think its better for him not to understand.

 

[_Ace]

well I just ****ed my bonsai up its ass

 

[minny]

i like trees cause they live so long

 

[Shadow1psc2k]

I like trees because they provide shade, and i live in a desert.

Off-Topic:
Minny, i just took a hard look at your sig, and that thing is cool!